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The late great Dean Martin sang, "You're nobody till somebody hates you. You're nobody till somebody sneers." Or something like that...

Anyway, there's lots of hating and sneering to go around in this latest installment of hate mail. Our special guest is Erin Brockovich. No, not the woman from the "based on a true story" film that was sadly lacking in truth. Apparently a lot of people thought I was attacking Julia Roberts and those nifty short skirts and push-up bras she wore, rather than the falsity of the movie.

As always, my responses are in italics. For more give-and-take like this, see the three previous volumes of hate mail, letters responding to Reason magazine defending the vandalism of biotech crops, and my point-by-point response to a rather unfair hit on me by a group calling itself FAIR. Yes, they have those terrific animated gifs you all know and love.

Erin Brockovich Hate

Still Not the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius

Dear Mr. Fumento:

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Rats demand rights!  

Saw the film Erin Brockovich recently and just finished reading your article [Erin Brockovich, Exposed] on the movie and issues. Sounds like you have a case of sour grapes to me...I am against animal cruelty/testing and was disgusted by the information that rodents and dogs were given this poisen [sic]. I consider your article "Hogwash", to put it mildly.
Most sincerely,
Stacy [omitted]
aquarius@[omitted]

Dear Aquarius:
Well, you're right about the sour grapes. Erin Brockovich terrorizes a community and receives a $2 million check for it, while I expose her in the Wall Street Journal and will receive a measly few hundred for my labors. But the idea that my article is "Hogwash" (to put it mildly) because I cited animal studies which you don't approve of is, well Stacy, just a bit bizarre.
Most sincerely,
Michael Fumento

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"I'm Erin... and you're not. Hah!"  

In reply to your reply: the term "Hogwash" was not just in reference to the animal testing. It as occurred to me that maybe you have a personal interest in PG&E which might help explain the feelings behind your article. Also, you seemed quite concerned with the way the heroine dressed.

I am wondering if she dressed like a prude or appeared in grey pinstripe, would that would affect your opinion of her. I found the movie and story very inspiring and I admire her courage. I guess that is what is great about this country, that you and I can express our different opinions.

Your article was quite an education.

Bye-Bye...
Stacy [omitted]

Has it occurred to you that you haven't the least evidence that I have a personal interest in PG&E and that you are substituting what is called an ad hominem attack on me for any logical or scientific criticism of the article in question? Has it occurred to you that it is Miss Brockovich who got rich off this thing, and maybe that influenced her? Likewise for the reference to the prudery. I could have received $100,000 from PG&E and be the world's biggest prude, along with a Julie Roberts hater, and my article would still be 100% accurate.

And by the way, just how much courage does it take to convince a whole town they've been poisoned so that you can pocket $2 million? To my mind, it's not quite the same "courage" one uses when describing firefighters who save babies from burning buildings or soldiers who rush machine gun nests armed with nothing but a rifle. But hey, that's just me I guess.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Billy Blather & Merck Misuse

RE: Your [sic] an attorney and not a scientist
Ever hear of The Merck Index pal? Suggest you give it a read under Chromium. Chromium 3 compounds show little or no toxicity. The other4 [sic] including chromium 6 are naturally occuring [sic] isotopes. Oral ingestion may irritate the intestinal tract, cause circulatory shock and renal damamge [sic]. It is listed on the known carcinogen list. Making lots of cash are we?
Billy

Dear Billy,
Yes, I spent 3 years in law school and 13 years writing about science, so I'm qualified to be appointed to the U.S. Supreme Court but not to write about the errors of "Erin". By the way, word has it that all the big-gun attorneys who blamed every illness in Hinkley on exposure to chromium-6 were also lawyers and not scientists, and further none have ever been science writers. But that doesn't bother you, does it?

It's also clear that you're no scientist. You ignore the mass of evidence I've assembled from the official sources on toxicology, such as that EPA has declared, as of September 1998, "No data were located in the available literature that suggested that Cr(VI) is carcinogenic by the oral route of exposure." Ever hear that expression: "'No' means no"? You ignore that the EPA has assigned ingested chromium-6 to Class D, meaning no evidence of carcinogenicity. You ignore that I noted that the International Agency for Research on Cancer, on its web site discussing chromium-6, doesn't even bother with oral ingestion, talking strictly about inhalation. You ignore the mass of studies readily available on MedLine or PubMed finding no link of ingested chromium-6 and illness of ANY kind. All of this you ignore in favor of a dictionary definition.

Tell me Billy, if you really wanted to know about the workings of an internal combustion engine, would you go to a book on engines or at least an encyclopedia, or would you just flip open Webster's Collegiate dictionary? Finally, you're too dumb to even realize that I have access to the Merck, too. And Billy, you've been a naughty boy. You left out of your quote the preceeding sentence, which states, "Persons may be exposed to hexavalent chromium (chromium-6) in the workplace." "Workplace" means "workplace," Billy, not half a part per million in drinking water.

Finally, as to the usual ad hominen I get from you geniuses out there, "Making lots of money, are we?" Well, let's see. Erin and her lawyer pals made over $140 million for three years' part-time work. And maybe Billy is raking in the cash, too. Unfortunately, all my writing on the subject has netted me a few hundred dollars, which will be about $3.50 when the tax man commeth. Surely you can find a better personal attack than that.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

The Partisans Are Attacking!

Prove to me that you are not paid to espouse the views that you have. Nowhere [on your website] did I see a single non-partisan source for your income.

Prove to me you have two brain cells to rub together. I have never received a dime from any political party, which is what "partisan" means unless you happen to be referring to guerrillas. But considering the vast number of outlets I have written for – left, right, and center – the point you are trying to make is false and easily demonstrable as so.

Grasping for Straws

I am not impressed by your grasp of science, all though [sic] it is clear you are impressed with you, as well as driven by an agenda.

Yes, my agenda is to make people like you look like the pinheads you are. Problem is, it's become easier than tying my shoes. Not much fun in that.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

A Pat Dismissive Statement

600+ people ill in a town that small is tooo [sic] many for such a pat dismissive statement you made. un till [sic] you are willing to let your family drink etc [sic] the water the people there [sic] were subject to, you should be more careful on who [sic] you protect.

I like how you add an extra "o" to "too" for emphasis, but your pat dismissive statement is incorrect. Absolutely everybody gets some illness from time to time. The movie and the lawyers in real life counted every illness in Hinkley as being from exposure to chromium-6, from terminal cancer all the way down to nosebleeds. By that standard, and considering that some of the plaintiffs were former Hinkley residents, it's surprising they didn't find MORE litigants. Finally, I wouldn't think twice about drinking water with chromium-6 in it, though I do prefer Diet Coke.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Fragrance Hate

Those damned scented Minorities!

[From a letter to the National Post in response to their excerpt from my American Spectator piece, Scents and Senselessness.]

You seldom carry crap. THIS article was a rare exception. THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE ANGRY ABOUT THE ODOUR INSULTS being foisted on them by ....
- intrusive, awful-smelling laundry fresheners, polluting neighbourhood air,
- obnoxious body deodorants, anti-perspirants
- the heavy use of thick perfumery amongst specific ethnic groups (e.g. amongst Negroes [sic], Hispanics)
For a purported man of learning like Mr Fumento to poo-pooh [sic] this issue, a serious concern amongst thinking people, is crap, truly.

When a patient who's scented her- / him-self [sic] with industrial smell chemicals infests my office with his odour-intrusion, not only does he impose his odour on me there then, but he equally imposes his smell-garbage on the whole office staff, and on subsequent patients who are forced to smell that crap ... most products linger for at least a day in an otherwise unused room.

It has become such an aggravation-imposition, that I now request ALL such patients to "Please, on future visits, abstain from using man-made or industrial odour chemicals on your body, simply have a shower and be clean."

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Did you smell that?  

I think the Haligonians [people from Halifax, Nova Scotia] are right on track.

And I totally support the position of the clean-air-militants that we won't rest til [sic] the fragrance industry is destroyed. I wish them great success.

And I wish dolts like Mr Fumento a week's worth of having his neighbour's scented sheets laundry dryer exhaust vented into his living room!
Most sincerely,
A National Post Subscriber

PS [sic]: Of course, the core point that ALL dispute [sic] about rights consistently overlook is that infringement only happens when OVER-POPULATION creates conflict over access to use [sic] of resources, like air space! So the only real solution is stop population growth, and significantly REDUCE, overall planetary population. Good luck on that, though ...!

Dear Subscriber:
There are two things I don't get. First, why in "poo-pooh" is the first part spelled differently from the second part? Just trying to make sure you're at least half right? More importantly, if fragrances are killing us but the ultimate answer is reducing the population then why don't we just allow fragrances to reduce the population (With Hispanics and Negroes preferably being the first to go, right?) until the level has decreased to your liking?
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Per-fume Pap

Michael Fumento,

You had better watch what you are saying when MIS-QUOTING very respectable people, such as Betty L. McEntire, from the SIDS Foundation. She knows about this and she NEVER spoke with you . . . . you queer.

You quoted her as saying in your article to [sic] [The] American Spectator, that she said "if you are thinking about throwing out those fabric softeners and dryer sheets. DON'T." You could be in some big trouble. Your paragraph has been forwarded to her, and she is very very [sic] mad. You may be in kahoots [sic] with the other faggots in the fragrance industry (and you "can" quote me on that one), but you have crossed the line.

Connie
Anarchist

Dear Connie,
I hate to tell you this, but you don't garner much respect from people by identifying yourself as an anarchist or by identifying anyone you disagree with as a homosexual. As to Ms. McEntire, no she didn't speak to me. I got her words from a newspaper clip, and those words comprised nothing but a definitions of SIDS. The statement, "If you are thinking about throwing out those fabric softeners and dryer sheets, don't" are my words, as indicated by the fact they are not in quotes in the piece. Please ask somebody else, not me, what quote marks are used for.

You fanatics in the anti-fragrance industry have crossed the line.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Believer in Limited Government

Michael,
You may not have "quoted" Ms. McEntire as saying what "you" said, but it is an "indication" that she agrees, which is completely wrong. You would not have even 'used' her name, if not for that purpose. At frist [sic] I didn't think you were worth writing back to . . . and basically I still don't, but . . . . . you did state that (whether quotes or not) that this is what Ms. McEntire said. She will be writing to you . . . I am sure. [She didn’t].

People like you really amaze me, as you could not care less how many babies do die from the toxins that they breathe, which are capable of causing respiratory failure.

There have been numerous press releases recently regarding the toxins in these unregulated poisons, aka [sic] per-fumes [sic]. They have been on the news, newspapers and this last Monday's Ann Landers printed the real dirt on per-fumes [sic], so more and more people are learning the truth, such as myself.

There are over 30 million Americans fully aware that our Congressmen/women accept hugh [sic] pay-offs from the poison industry.

I myself have been bothered by the new-age per-fumes [sic] and what lead me to my computer was to find out why? What I found out was mortifying. This is when I discovered that there are 30 million Americans chemically injured by these products, and that asthma has risen 75% since 1980, and that 14 million Americans are disabled from these perfumes alone, and that 25 million Americans suffer from chronic migraines, and that 30 million babies die of SIDS each year in this country alone. Then I discovered that these products spike blood pressure and cause many diseases such as MS, other neurological diseases and they adversely effect the central nervous system and respiratory system. This is how I learned that over 5,000 people die each year in the U.S. from per-fume [sic] induced asthma. And a press release came out about the per-fumes [sic] and the carcinogens in them, which are very capable of causing breast cancer and leukemia.

Now you answer me . . . . how do you sleep at night "knowing" [sic] this?

[Thereupon Connie continued to go on for so long it practically used up all the memory in my computer. Count your blessings that I truncated it].

Connie

Dear Connie,
Far be it from me to contest such a medical authority as Ann Landers, nor to wonder how somebody’s who’s so fanatically against something can’t even spell it. But regarding your claim that “30 million babies die of SIDS each year in this country alone,” I think you need a new computer or at least a new set of fingers and toes upon which to count. TOTAL deaths in the U.S. each year are about 2.3 million (easily verifiable at the Census Bureau web page), yet you assign a number 13 times higher to just those babies who die of SIDS. I probably should also inform you that the government keeps no data on perfume-related illness or death, probably for the same reason it doesn’t keep any on sightings of the Loch Ness monster in Lake Michigan.

By the way, who is this “Hugh” guy paying off members of Congress?

Finally, as to how I sleep at night; that’s easy. I use a perfumed pillow.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Since I'm apparently incorrect about "one" [sic] statistic, it's nice to know that 'someone' is keeping up to date on all the stats, considering you promote baby killing. Which makes we [sic] "wonder", [sic] why are you searching for such statistics, anyway. Just a little something to hide, there???

No, virtually all your statistics were wrong; I just chose the most egregious. I find it equally amazing to think that someone could believe that 30 million babies die each year of a single cause when there are only about 2.5 babies born each year is astounding, and that you could simply brush this off as being “apparently incorrect” about one teensy-weensy little thing without wonder about all the other “data” you’re tossing around. And I love the logic whereby you throw a ton of statistics at me, I show your full of it, so I'M hiding something.

[Whereupon Connie continued to send e-mail after e-mail, but it was clear that his or her entertainment value had sorely diminished and those e-mails were deleted without being read].

SIDS Stupidity, Fragrance Folly

Dear Mr. Fumento,
I have just lost a precious 30 minutes of my life reading your writings. You have taken legitimate issues of science's inability to measure certain observable phenomena and concluded that if it cannot be assessed, it cannot exist. Such specious "reasoning", is best exemplified by your section on Sudden Infant Death Syndrome [SIDS]. Babies are dying and, because our science is as yet too primitive to explain the process by which tiny lives end, you laud those who say there is no disease responsible.

Anecdotal evidence must suffice in cases where we are not yet able to measure observable phenomena. SIDS babies are no less dead. With regard to fragrance issues, you delete from your website all science regarding the process by which toxins are carried by air to those they poison. By continuing to call it "fragrance" you seek to embarrass the public for possibly believing that pleasant smells could ever harm them. Why, Mr. Fumente [sic], does the chemical industry hide from their labels such details as the contents of their products?

I doubt this type of investigative reporting will be seen on this website during my lifetime.

Your website does not meet the journalistic goal of investigating questions of science which need to be raised in our society. There are no facts here, just innuendo. The only conclusions to be drawn here is with regard to the lack of your journalistic credibility.
[omitted] Rubin
[omitted]@webtv.net

Dear Ms. Rubin,
I am terribly sorry I made you miss seeing your favorite Gilligan's Island rerun for the 14th time, but I am sure it will air it again.

At the risk of pointing out the obvious, despite all your slurs against my journalistic abilities, I am the one with four published books and who has written for major newspapers and magazines all over the world, whereas you are the one who “publishes” only on WebTV. It’s also interesting that you think I use no facts, only innuendo, when in the article you criticize I cite medical group after medical group, study after study, researcher after researcher, while you’re the one who states quite clearly we should favor anecdotal evidence over observable phenomena.

In reference to my article "Scents and Sensibility", you say my "specious 'reasoning' is best exemplified by [my] section on Sudden Infant Death Syndrome," and that I "laud those who say there is no disease responsible." I lauded nobody; I QUOTED the executive director of the American SIDS Institute saying "When you find nothing, then that's what SIDS is, a death that remains unexplained. It isn't like finding a disease." While you must no doubt believe her to be on the perfume-maker payroll, that is, indeed, the accepted definition of SIDS. Neither you nor I can or should change it. One thing we do know about SIDS is that the best-known connection appears to be what the position in which a child is laid to sleep. To the extent parents haven’t heard that, but have heard that the cause of SIDS is something as asinine and unproven as laundry sheets, babies will die. That would kind of make you a baby killer, wouldn’t it?

You say that, "With regard to fragrance issues, you delete from your website all science regarding the process by which toxins are carried by air to those they poison." Actually, it was never there; therefore, it could not have been deleted. Why wasn't it there? Maybe, just maybe, that’s because my piece demonstrated that they are NOT toxins and DO NOT poison anyone.

Then you blast me for referring to fragrances as fragrances, after which, in the very next sentence, you too refer to them as fragrances. Actually, everybody on both sides of this issue does; please stop picking on me, you’re hurting my feelings.

Why “does the chemical industry hide from their labels such details as the contents of their products?” Better question: Why do you call it “hiding?” Does Burger King "hide" something from customers by not saying what type of cow went into this or that sandwich? Should potatoes in a store’s produce section say what state they were grown in? Fragrance makers customarily don’t list their ingredients because there’s no purpose – other than perhaps letting your competitors know your formula. And no, satisfying a handful of fruits and nuts out there does not constitute a purpose.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Multiple Chemical Sensitivity Hate

"Aw, Nuts!"

Gee, I'm amazed to learn that I'm nuts, and have been for a long time, according to you. I was 14 years old the first time I reacted to perfumed bath soap. I showered with Zest, and developed hives and a red rash all over my body. I had difficulty breathing. Then I had to drop out of the beauticians collage, because I couldn't tolerate some perfume, formaldehyde wiped me out, and permanent wave solution made me sick. This was in 1958.

My son was 2 weeks old when he reacted to some baby lotion, and was covered with a rash, and had breathing difficulty. My dad, mother, son, husband, 2 nephews, 2 nieces, all have serious problems with some chemicals. And I have serious problems with most of them. We must all be nuts. We also all have allergies, too. The constant barrage of chemicals is too much for some peoples [sic] systems to tolerate. This is a physical problem, not mental.

I can almost understand a person, who does not react to anything, being skeptical. But why do you feel the need to insult us. We are trying to live our lives the best way we can, and avoid the chemicals that make us so sick.
Donnie

Actually, I would suggest you see an allergy specialist. Some people have a broad array of allergic reactions and allergies run in the family. I don't consider pointing that out an insult. But if you insist upon calling yourself nuts, who am I to argue?
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Dear Mr. Michael Fumento:
It only makes a thing more real to fight against it. Remember the Doctor [sic] that injected himself with HIV blood when AIDS was first getting some attention? There are three blood test [sic] I know about that proves [sic] MCS folk are damaged. I wonder after even you become convinced of this illness what you will do then.

Will you fight for our rights and those of the environment? I guess that depends on if you end up getting MCS too, and become to weak to do much fighting :-) and how much character you really have. The medical community wants to believe it's all in our head, fine let's see them flap their arms and fly because gravity must be all in our head [sic] also.

I just barely scanned over your web site. It's pretty nice I hope you are collecting good pay from the chemical industry. You can only deny this illness until you die or get it yourself. Then you will sing a different song. Make your money and have your fun while you can.

Dear Mr. Carey [omitted]:
"It only makes a thing more real to fight against it." That's one of those psychobabble lines like FDR's famous "We have nothing to fear other than fear itself." I don't know, but it seems if there's a loaded gun pointed at my head, I have something to fear but fear itself. So if I write articles arguing that Nazi "science" was wrong in saying that Jews and Slavs were physically inferior, that must "make it more real" that they are inferior? Very compelling.

Likewise with, "The medical community wants to believe it's all in our head, fine let's see them flap their arms and fly because gravity must be all in our head also." How the existence of gravity proves the existence of MCS I just can't fathom, but I obviously lack your intellect. I certainly do remember the doctor of whom you speak. How can I forget when I was the one who publicly challenged him to inject himself, since he was making a huge stir by claiming that HIV doesn't cause AIDS. Where you get it wrong is that the "doctor," who actually was a Ph.D. named Peter Duesberg, REFUSED to inject himself.

You really seem to have trouble making your points, Carey. Likewise, there are NO blood tests that show MCS. If there were, you'd read about them in medical journals, not on MCS victim web sites. You yourself said the medical community rejects it. How could they just ignore your three tests? I'm glad you like the web site, but you'll be terribly disappointed to hear it's funded entirely out of my own pocket. And I'm hardly worried that I "can only deny this illness until" I "die or get it myself," since it's pretty hard to change your mind on something once you're dead and I can't possibly get something that nobody gets, now can I? Or does that strike you as psychobabble?
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Melissa's Manias

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Mr. Fumento:
Let me be so bold as to make a suggestion.

Have you ever considered writing an historical article about all the illnesses that were discounted and labeled as psychosomatic, or without physiologic basis, prior to medicine unraveling their causes? Some of these illnesses would include: Postpartum depression, peptic ulcers, migraines, asthma, Premenstrual [sic] Syndrome [sic], many of the mental illnesses (Schizophrenia [sic], bipolar, etc.) that now have a definable abnormal biochemical findings.

The suffering from these diseases was compounded by medical doctors telling the patient that he/she was just 'stressed,' causing their [First, "he/she" and now 'their.] own problems, or perhaps even 'demon possessed.'; that there was no empirical evidence, no physiological basis.

I can't help but wonder about person's [sic] such as yourself. What will be your epitaph?
Melissa

Dear Melissa,
Let me be so bold as to make a suggestion.

Have you ever considered writing an historical article about manias such as the one you defend called "Multiple Chemical Sensitivity" (MCS). You could write about the hundreds of thousands of witches burned at the stake because people didn't know what caused their illnesses and jumped to the conclusion they'd been hexed.

You could write about how during the Black Death there was no science to explain the massive number of deaths, so it was naturally assumed to be the work of Jews poisoning the wells and many were executed.

You could bring it up to the present with kuru, a mania that afflicts parts of Asia and Africa in which male villagers think their genitals are shrinking or have even disappeared. Sometimes other men in the town are accused of sorcery and put to death.

In each of these cases there were perfectly logical explanations of what was (or in the case of koro, WASN'T going on). Somebody always had a sense of what that something was.

But their explanations were swept away by hysteria, just as study after study showing there's no such thing as MCS is swept away by hysterics.

What do I want as my epitaph? That I sought to propagate science and understanding, even as others conducted witch hunts.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

"Photographable" MCS

i have had severe MCS since 1989, bad enough that it's easy to photograph. i have never had a doc refer me to a headshrinker. but i have a family doc, an immunologist, a neurologist, an internist, a toxicologist (Dr. Abou-Donia at Duke University!) , and an occupational health doc that ALL agree that i am permanently disabled from exposure to DURSBAN (chlorpyriphos) pesticide. The DURSBAN was used as directed in indoor flea bombs. here is a picture of what happens if i'm exposed to just a little fragrance, paint, cleaning chemicals, pesticides, etc: it's called angioedema of the face. Right after this happens, i go on to seizure or anaphalactic shock. You need to get educated. You are hurting a lot of people. And no, I HAVEN'T TRIED TO SUE ANYBODY.
[omitted] Tucker

Dear Ms. Tucker:
You're the first person I've ever heard claim that MCS could be photographed. What you mean is that your illness can be photographed, and you blame it on MCS. I suffered angiodema of the face and limbs 20 years ago. I looked grotesque. Twice I was given injections to keep me from going into shock. But I had no recent exposure to Dursban or anything else MCSers like to blame. It happened that in my case it was stress-related, and shortly after I realized this it went away. But it can also be an allergic reaction to any number of things. You can read all about this on any number of health sites on the web. Alas, you have the great misfortune to have Abou-Donia as your doctor, a man I and others have written about as using ridiculous experiments to try to prove the existence of Gulf War Syndome. (Go to my web site's Gulf War Syndrome section to read about this, especially "Gulf Lore Syndrome".) If you want to get better, get another doctor. Otherwise, please don't blame me.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Pig Lover

From: DaddynIowa@[omitted]
I read some of your articles, especially the ones on MCS and Gulf War Syndrome. It is amazing to me that anyone would pay good money to hear you speak, or buy your propaganda that is as we in the Midwest like to call it.....pure hogwash!.

Dear Daddy:
It is amazing to me that that I actually took ten seconds out of my schedule to read your e-mail, and another 20 to respond. I'm from the Midwest myself and now see why some people think we're a bunch of hicks and hayseeds. By the way, I see from your e-mail name that apparently your big accomplishment in life is impregnating someone – or something. Presumably your best friend's wife. For your next accomplishment, trying getting yourself dressed in the morning.
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"I's commencin' to wash the hogs! Thas what we do when we're not sending insipid emails!"  
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Message text written by DaddynIowa@[omitted]
As far as my only accomplishment in life, being [sic] getting somebody pregnant. [sic] Remember, I have seen your picture, and the way you look [sic], I can understand your jealousy of me in that respect. People always choose to make fun of that which they cannot have or understand!

Well Big Daddy, it could be that the reason I've never impregnated anybody is that I'm not married, and I'm kind of old-fashioned that way. But concerning your coital conduct, you wouldn't happen to have anything to do with that recent report about a creature born recently in a backwoods Iowa town that was half human and half pig, would you?
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

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