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ike,

I am a retired high school principal who spent 24 years as a principal and assistant principal, retiring in 2002. I am also a former Marine who was a first mech./gunner/crew chief in HMM 770, a reserve helicopter squadron at Sand Point Naval Air Station, from 1963 to 1969. I joined the Marines in Sept., when I was 17 and a senior in high school. Both my brothers were Marines. I have always "taken action" because I have always believed that talk is cheap. You stand up for what you believe in or you just don't count.

I can't tell you how much I appreciate your courage in reporting and living with a Marine battalion engaged in combat. KUDOS to you.

I deeply appreciate the positive story you tell. Your reporting, which I believe to be objective (showing good and bad) couldn't be told unless you were there enduring the hardships of the Marine Corps and the desert.

However, I go back and forth between tears and anger when I find the disproportionate number of negative news (anti war) articles in our daily papers, as well as on television which outnumber articles like yours by at least 50 to one. Do they think that there is one Marine who is pro war? The media in this country is generally so short sighted and ignorant of the impact democracy will have on the people of Iraq and the rest of the Middle East, for hundreds of years to come. There will be greater stability in the world and safety for the United States when people in Iraq are able to vote, achieve economic independence and self-actualize socially ( admittedly as per our Western standards).

Instead of bemoaning the sacrifices made in Iraq, the press (and the democrats))could be focusing on the gains, as well. They could also be focusing on the 50,000 Americans killed in auto wrecks each year or on demanding legislation to increase the penalties for drunken driving, to name two major killers. These lives are lost in vain. At least the bloodshed in Iraq has a noble purpose.

I also believe the negative press gives aid and comfort to the enemy. I hope the Marines you know are not disheartened by the Jane Fonda mentality of our national news coverage. Recent polls indicate only 41% of Americans approve of Bush and the way he's running the war. Operational mistakes will always be made. The troops need to know that this 41% is a SOLID corps of people supporting them and that many of those now opposed to the war SUPPORT them and fear for their safety. They just don't want anymore American service men to die. They simply don't understand the need for sacrifice to continue until the job is done.

Keep your body armor on and your head down.

Semper fi.

Dick Daniels
Poulsbo, Washington
(Posted 06-13-2005)

n today's Washington Post, from a Syrian jihadist fighting we infidels in Iraq: "Once the Americans bombed a bus crossing to Syria. We made a big fuss and said it was full of merchants," Abu Ibrahim said. "But actually, they were fighters." Time and again, jihadist lies effectively put the U.S. on the defensive, even though it's widely known the Al Queda manual actually instructs terrorists to make false complaints. When I was in an Iraqi hospital I was with a terrorist who was shot running away from an IED detonator but was allowed to lie his way out of it, treated, and released. A week later he was back in the hospital after again being shot running away from a detonator. THIS time he was off to prison. It's hard to blame the bad guys for lying. We use the weaponry available to us; they use that available to them. It's the media, anti-American groups like Amnesty International, and everybody else that forces us into having a "kinder, gentler military" because of these lies that are to blame.
(Posted 06-08-2005)

es, Paul Campos really is a shameless liar

He writes in his latest column defending his "fat is good for you" position:

"Physician, heal thyself! (And not only physicians – when I debated Fumento last summer, he admitted he was "overweight" according to government guidelines.) How much time, money and energy have you squandered trying and failing to achieve a scientifically bankrupt and largely unattainable goal? Has your own failed quest for thinness improved your "quality of life?" Try to answer that question honestly before you get back to hawking phony cures for an imaginary disease."

Actually, what I said is that my BMI exceed 25 because I lift weights and ride a bicycle 40 miles per week, but that my body fat content is quite low. Here is a
photo of "Fat Fumento" from two months ago. Fortunately, anybody who believes anything he says deserves what he gets.
(Posted 05-15-2005)

aniel Henninger, in the May 8 OpinionJournal, http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/dhenninger/?id=110006653 thoroughly confuses three studies regarding overweight and obesity. The first from the CDC itself found 400,000 premature American deaths from "poor diet and physical inactivity," and indeed as a result of a "methodological flaw" it later adjusted that downward BUT NOT to 26,000. Rather, it's new figure was 365,000 – not much of a difference really. The 26,000 comes from a BRANCH of the CDC called the National Center for Health Statistics (NCHS). The CDC has not adopted that figure and should not because it is a complete anomaly. As I noted in my May 4 TNR Online article, decades of epidemiological studies have found a direct correlation between overweight AND obesity and early death. I specifically cited four from major journals that all found an excess risk of death in the weight category that the NCHS study says is the healthiest. It's also the category from which the NCHS study drew its 86,000 figure that it felt it could subtract from the obesity death figure to come up with that final 26,000. Just because Mr. Henninger is confused hardly means that "Science, of its nature, is always confusing." Certainly there will be contradictory findings, which is why scientists look to the "weight of the evidence" rather than simply relying on the latest study or the study that best fits one's prejudices. And the weight of the evidence is indeed that overweight and obesity are killing vast numbers of Americans and crippling far more than it kills.
(Posted 05-08-2005)

ere's another choice piece of hate mail sent to my friend Cathy Young who wrote about the late great man-hater Andrea Dworkin.

Have you actually READ Andrea Dworkin in full context? If so, your assertion that she was "a preacher of hate" – your words – belies the facts. As Catherine MacKinnon put it so precisely, "Man fucks woman. Subject verb object." Let me put it another way in order to make you understand: Man batters woman. Man rapes woman. Man serial murders woman.

Ms. Young, you need your consciousness raised beyond the doctrine of the cave.

Unless maybe you like it.

Sincerely,

Max [omitted]
(Posted 05-05-2005)

hould I be laughing about this?

From the March 03, 2005 edition of the Christian Science Monitor:
"New Research Opens a Window on the Minds of Plants"

CAPT Chris Christopher, USNR
Project Director
Program Executive Office for Information Technology

Dear Capt. Christopher:

No. I find the average plant has far more intelligence than most of my hate mailers.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento (Posted 03-04-2005)

ir,

You, and others, refer to Wilbert Rideau as black.

However, why is he not refered to as French-Canadian or Cajun. After all, his surname is a French-Canadian name therefore he must have some white European blood in him somewhere.

Just a rhetorical point. Thanks for enlightening me on his career. The local newpaper did a glowing piece on him last wekend.

Robert Wood

Dear Mr. Wood,

Actually there are a couple of aspects of slavery that contradict your assumption, but that as a Canadian you couldn't be expected to know. First, freed slaves often (probably generally) took the last names of their owners. Rideau's freed ancestors wouldn't even know any African surnames. Second, American slavers set up what's called the "one-drop" rule. That means that if a person had any black ancestry (so much as one drop of black blood) then he was considered black. That's why we don't use the term "mulatto" as they do in Latin America. To this day, if you have one black parent and one white parent, you're considered black. Fortunately, it no longer has the horrible ramifications it did just 40 years ago.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 02-01-2005)

ilbert Rideau gets a manslaughter verdict for shooting a woman at close range then stabbing her in the heart while she pleaded for her life. Now Chai Vang, who went on a shooting spree in Wisconsin killing six fellow hunters, has pleaded not guilty to murder maintaining that he killed them in "self-defense." What was he defending himself against? Racial slurs, he said. Fair enough, I say.
(Posted 01-30-2005)

ear Mr. Fumento:

I have performed over 250 evalutions as a contract psychiatrist for a civilian agency. I am board-certified and have added qualifications in forensic psychiatry. I teach how to do impairment ratings at the national level. I was thoroughly vetted by the agency to do evaluations.

This agency is paid by the VA to arrange for medical evaluations of all types. A "quality assurance" manager reviewed my work and told me yesterday that it is likely that I will no longer be doing evals because I diagnosed about 20% of the evaluees with PTSD. The VA and its agents want 80% to be diagnosed with PTSD. The criteria is adjudicated to be the DSM-IV, psychiatry's statistical and diagnostic manual. However, the REAL CRITERIA is "80%". This diagnosis entitles veterans to as much as $2100 per month for the rest of their lives.

What do you think?

 

I think you know what I think.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 01-26-2005)

ew York Post
Letter to the Editor

January 21, 2005

Dear Editor:

Michael A. Fumento's recent Post Opinion column [Fad Diets: a "Waste," Jan. 8, 2005] minimizes the benefits of losing 5-10% of body weight. While Mr. Fumento is entitled to his opinion, I think it's important for your readers to be informed about the abundance of science that proves that there are significant health benefits to be gained from a 5-10% reduction in body weight.

This past week, the latest edition of the U.S. Dietary Guidelines was released. Based on an evidence-based review (meaning that all of the recommendations must be substantiated by a pool of credible and reliable scientific studies), the Guidelines recommend that American adults who need to lose weight start with a 10% weight loss goal because this is an amount that "reduces obesity-related risk factors" like high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, and the development of several forms of cancer. For example, the Diabetes Prevention Program was able to demonstrate a 58% reduction in the development of type 2 diabetes with a lifestyle program that included a 7% weight loss.

Despite the mountain of evidence that supports the benefits of a 5-10% weight loss, it remains one of our country's best kept secrets. A study in the December 2004 issue of the Journal of General Internal Medicine used a telephone to survey to assess the value placed on a 10% weight loss. The authors concluded that the majority of people do not yet appreciate the benefits of a weight loss of this magnitude and called on health care professionals to get the word out. This letter is intended to do just that.

Karen Miller-Kovach, M.S., R.D.
Chief Scientific Officer
Weight Watchers International
Woodbury, NY

Dear Ms. Kovach:

You write "the Guidelines recommend that American adults who need to lose weight start with a 10% weight loss." Sorry, but 5%-10% is not the same as 10%. Moreover even the lesser figure is considerably higher than what your members ultimately achieved. To quote the Annals of Internal Medicine review upon which I based my piece, "Participants in Weight Watchers lost 5.3% of their initial weight at 1 year and maintained a loss of 3.2% at 2 years." That 3.2 percent was about five pounds. Why do you feel justified in using 5%-10% as the equivalent of 3.2%? Moreover, the Guidelines suggest starting at 10% as an achievable first target on the way to losing more weight later. Your people GAINED weight as the study went on. (Quite possibly by year three they'd regained everything, but thankfully for you it ended at two years.) As if this isn't dishonest enough, you cite generalized data about the value of 5%-10% loses, again ignoring that your group had no such loss, rather than drawing directly from Weight Watchers evaluation itself. It found that compared with persons on a self-help program "differences in biological parameters were mainly non-significant by year 2." Imagine if Weight Watchers tried to recruit new members by declaring, "Pay a fortune and within two years you'll have lost about six pounds, regained three of those, and have nothing to show for it in terms of health!" You'd have to get a job with the tobacco industry.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 01-23-2005)

ear Mr. Fumento:
[Regarding your article on TV and childhood obesity.]

My observation:

I'm nearly 50 (and not overweight, by the way). When I was in grade school, there'd be maybe 2-3 fat kids per class.

My kids are 10 and 12 years old. They aren't overweight. There are maybe 2-3 normal-weight kids per class, and the rest are fat. Very fat.

flick
flick@starband.net
(Posted 01-18-2005)

never thought I was the only columnist in the world to receive really nasty hatemail, but my friend Michelle Malkin seems to be getting more than her share.

Here's a selection she provides from her most recent blog posting:

Hi Self hating flat nosed Filipino Bitch! As we used to refer to your kind – little brown Fucking Machines. Looks like this little LBFM learned to whore in a different way to make some pesos. How sweet. ***

Surely you are a big put-on. Did some minor Republican operative purchase a mail-order bride and train her to do this? ***

Proverbs 69:69 counsels: "Like a whore who infects those she sleeps with, so doth the ultra-republican faux columnist infect her readers with lies." While you are looking in the mirror, cursing the Left because you weren't born blond, think about the above. Amen. ***

Is is such a shame that you look like a Filipino- because your thinking, writing (if you can call that) is a disgrace to any member of the Asian community. Someday, when you are no longer motivated by greed, and when you are closer to your next life stage, you will realized what a horrible sellout you are. ***

You're a filthy whore. ***

I just hope that I am still around when the karma catches up to those of you that have spread the lies and attacked the innocent. I hope your fate is somewhat similar to the women of the Phillipines when the Japanese invaded. Then Michelle you can drop the "media" from "media whore" when someone asks your occupation. ***

You're just a Manilla whore shaking your ass and waiting for the Republican fleet to come in, aren't you? You've even got the lip gloss about right. Maybe if you love sailor long time, he bring you home to big American house? I don't think so. Just like in Manilla, Honey, they'll pass you around 'til they've all shot their load in you, and then they'll try to scrub off the stench so they can sail off in their crisp, white uniforms to the land of W.A.S.P. ***

Here's a tip. We know you are lyin' pond scum and a whore to your profession......and, not a very expensive whore at that. So............when we get rid of you neocons; how will you ever pay your rent? You're not good enough to make it as a real writer. fuck you; I hope you get cancer & die a horrible painful death all alone, with your collegues shunning you and the rest of us reading how wrong you are AND WHAT A CRUMMY WRITER YOU ARE. ***

Malkin, you're a dumb fucking whore. You're a philipino piece of shit who should be wiping my ass. Go back to the massage parlor. Sucky sucky long time. How dare you thing you have any right to express any opinions in this country. You're a joke. Go back to nursing school. Whore. ***

Young lady you should be ashamed of yourself. My husband is Filipino and is all I have met have had integrity. However, you have disgraced the Filipino Americans by spreading these awful lies and being a Bush whore. I was going to vote for Bush, but never after these dirty tricks and lies. Just like the old Marcos days' eh. Disgraceful, you family and your community are desparately ashamed of you. How much are they paying you to sell your soul. You have disgraced us all. ***

oh, mz. malkin, there are more profitable ways to whore yourself than to do it on television for the likes of the neocons. (they are even quicker to dump their whores when they are finished with them...) you would make a discreet fortune on aurora avenue here in seattle, and no one would be the wiser... ***

Say, how does it feel to be a paid prostitute for the republicans? Go get some more collagen injected in your lips, it makes you look more the part. ***

How much does the GOP pay you to be their propaganda whore?
(Posted 01-12-2005)

ear Michael,

Thank you for your very informative and encouraging article. I lost 27 pounds and kept it off for 15 years by the Diet Center diet. That diet was hard. Low fat, high fiber, portion control, exercise. Then 2 years ago, I tried Atkins. I had a pregnancy at 41 and needed to take off the 20 pounds that lingered from that. I have to be honest life was complicated so I was looking for something a lot easier. What could be easier, just protein. I lost about 15 pounds very quickly, that was fun but I felt icky, and as soon as I started to eat "normal" food, I put on 10 pounds.

So, I am starting over the right way. Joined a fitness center this week, revisited my old menus and purged the cabinets and refrig. Your article could not have been more timely.

Thank you for reminding me that nothing is easy. But that this pursuit of health is very much worth the trouble.

Sincerely,
Peggy Barranca
(Posted 01-11-2005)

arlier this week, all three major indices on the stock market were down. According to one article, the entire explanation was worry over the fallout from the tsunami. According to another, the entire explanation was a further drop in the value of the dollar. Which was it? In a sense, neither. Stocks went down because millions of people made individual decisions that can only end in one of three ways: a down market, an up market, or a mixed market. But people are terrified of that which has no explanation so they handsomely reward those who provide them – even if the explanation is anything from simply unsupported to downright idiotic. That's essentially what's behind about 50 percent of the subjects I write about. Some "authority" tells people what they want to hear or even what they don't want to hear, but either way it fills a vacuum. Those people are so relieved to have the void filled that they don't question what went into that explanation. More than that, they prefer the mysterious to the obvious. They don't want to hear that ships sink in the "Bermuda Triangle" because it's a big area with lots of shipping and "ship happens." They want to hear about UFOs and vortexes. They don't want to hear that Vietnam vets and Gulf vets get sick and die because everyone eventually gets sick and dies. They want to be regaled with tales of Agent Orange and Gulf War Syndrome. Catering to these desires often pays off in fame and fortune. But some of us would prefer to be able to look in the mirror.
(Posted 12-29-2004)

n response to "Unhealthy Hype The Myth of Gulf War Syndrome Lives On", a reader writes:

I recently heard a nurse who works closely with the Gulf War vets make a statement I found hard to believe. She stated that 30,000 vets of the 600,000 that served in the Gulf War are dead. Since I remember reading that the average age of the Gulf War soldier was 19, I find it almost unbelievable this many could die from natural causes in just 10 years.

Do you know if this statement is true or even how one could verify such a statement? I believe the nurse's name was Joyce Riley.

I hope I hear from you.

Dear Sir,

1. It wasn't 600,000 it was 700,000.
2. The average age wasn't 19 and averages are just that. Plenty of 50-year-olds went there.
3. It hasn't been ten years; it's been 14.
4. They weren't all natural deaths. Some died in accidents, some in homicides. They die from whatever kills other people.
5. If it's 30,000, that's a death rate of 4.2 percent over 14 years. As it happens, that's less 44 percent the expected rate compared to civilians. See, http://oem.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/59/12/794 :
"Finally, the mortality of Gulf veterans and non-Gulf veterans was compared separately to that of the US population, with adjustment for age, gender, race, and year of death. The results are presented as SMRs, expressing the ratio of observed deaths among veterans to the expected numbers of deaths in the general population. Any SMR whose 95% CI did not include 1.0 was considered to be statistically significant. The overall mortality of both Gulf and non-Gulf veterans was less than half that expected based on the general population (SMR 0.44, 95% CI 0.42 to 0.47 and SMR 0.38, 95% CI 0.36 to 0.40, respectively)."
6. Joyce Riley is a crackpot who says she "contracted" GWS, but can't decide whether she got it from exposure to a vet in the U.S. or while serving in the Persian Gulf – which, incidentally, she never did.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 12-25-2004)

eff Stahler’s cartoon carried in the Dec. 9 USA Today indicates he needs lessons in history or math or both. It depicts one U.S. soldier in Iraq telling another, “WWII might have had the longest day, but we’ve got the longest stay.” Yet in WWII and WWI draftees and enlisted servicemen, whether originally active duty or members of the Guard or Reserve, served “for the duration.” Those who enlisted the day after Pearl Harbor thus served about four years before being discharged, with very few receiving leave to return to the U.S.
(Posted 12-12-2004)

ear Mr Fumento,

I am an ardent reader of your Hate Mail pages, there are some strange people on this earth and I particularly enjoyed the rants following your Wakefield/MMR article.

As you know, the link between Wakefield and the solicitors acting for alleged vaccine damaged children has only recently become known and I was pleased to see your article pulled no punches in criticising Wakefield. You may therefore be interested in a documentary shown on British TV last night, on 'Channel Four', which further undermined Wakefield's credibility. The programme maker's website, which outlines his findings against Wakefield, can be found here:
http://briandeer.com/wakefield-deer.htm

Briefly, the programme found Wakefield and his Medical School had registered patents, the value of which would be greatly enhanced if confidence in MMR was undermined.

The irony is that until recently Wakefield was the darling of the British media, and one of the scenes in last night's documentary showed him trying to avoid British TV cameras, when not so long ago he would have been delighted that they were interested in him. A further irony is that it is a Sunday Times' journalist exposing him as the Sunday Times has in the past been one of Wakefield's favourite publicists.

Best wishes

[omitted]
Government Office for London
Local Government Team: South and Central
Riverwalk House
157-161 Millbank
London
SW1P 4RR
(Posted 12-01-2004)

ven before the Iraq invasion, it was a given among pundits that if the U.S. got caught in urban warfare it would be an absolute nightmare. As Fallujah beckoned, we heard repeatedly about how cities virtually nullify U.S. technological advantages. Visions of Stalingrad were invoked. Sure enough, in an article in the Washington Post on November 29, a commander states: "Fallujah was a mistake because it is not possible to fight in a city." But the commander was with the guerrilla/terrorist forces!
(Posted 11-28-2004)

ichael,

I doubt if the info in the article attached [Newport News Daily Press; November 6, 2004; "Decades After Vietnam, Agent Orange Hasn't Surrendered"] below will come as a surprise to you – it rehashes the current myths about how many cancers Agent Orange "causes" and refers to exposed vets somehow passing on birth defects to their children. The mind boggles.

The "fact" I found most revealing was this statement: "According to the Agent Orange Widows Awareness Coalition, more than 2.5 million troops were exposed from 1962 to 1975. More than 250,000 have already died from known Agent Orange-related illnesses."

The VA fact sheet states that there were about 3.4 million vets who were deployed to Southeast Asia. This includes those stationed on ships in the adjacent waters who may have never set foot on shore. So we are to believe that OVER 73 PERCENT of Vietnam vets were somehow exposed to Agent Orange? Doesn't seem very likely, does it? And I don't know where they got the 250K deaths figure but I suspect it's fiction, too.

Someone is playing a little loose with the "facts" here.

As a 25-year Army veteran myself (although not a Gulf War veteran) I am much attuned to veterans' issues and support them wholeheartedly. What I want, however, is facts – not fiction.

Regards,
Frank Womble

Dear Mr. Womble:

From what I've seen, I'm surprised they didn't claim that 101 percent of Southeast Asia vets were exposed. I've also seen incredible figures for deaths among GW vets. In fact, they're dying at the same rate as matched non-GW vet controls and a rate far slower than matched civilians. Oh, and by the way, Lee Harvey Oswald could never have gotten off three shots in 8.4 seconds even though I watched a video of an 89-year-old man do it. Oswald was 30 when he shot Kennedy and had been a top Marine sharpshooter, often hitting 50 pop-up targets out of 50. (As is, one of his three shots at Kennedy missed completely.) Yes, people just make these things up.
(Posted 11-22-2004)

"Needles Get Thumbs Up For Arthritis Treatment," headlined one newspaper. "Acupuncture is more effective than drugs in treating osteoarthritis, shows a study published last week," declared its lede. "The Needle ... Acupuncture Aids Relief For Knee Arthritis," ran the headline of another. Even WebMD claimed: "New Support for Acupuncture in Knee Arthritis." But is there?

We all know that acupuncture involves the insertion of needles, so why did nobody question how you can do a proper acupuncture placebo study? In any event, the authors of the study, which appeared in the British Medical Journal, did not. The "placebo" as it were, comprised putting "retractable needles went into small adhesive cylinders, such that the needle was supported but did not perforate the skin." (Emphasis added.) I've had acupuncture on three occasions from three different practitioners. In no case did any of the inserted needles sting like an injection, but in every case there was a tiny twinge of pain. Not inserting the needles and calling it a placebo is like offering a patient a placebo pill but not making him swallow it. Add to this that arthritis has long been known to react positively to the power of suggestion (note such popular placebos as copper bracelets and magnets) and you have a study that's utterly worthless. We continue to witness the downward slide of the quality of published medical science.
(Posted 11-21-2004)

o the editor of the Washington Post:

It was inevitable that somebody would use the most infamous line from the Vietnam War to sully our efforts in Iraq, but maybe it says something that there's no proof that line was ever uttered. "An American general in Vietnam famously said, 'We had to destroy the village to save it,' wrote Michael Kinsley in his 21 Nov. column "It Hurts, but Don't Stop." Actually, it was attributed to an Army major and the attributor was none other than Peter Arnett. As Arnett admits in his biography, the officer always denied saying it and it was Arnett's word against his. There were other journalists present, but curiously only Arnett's ears caught the utterance. Even then Arnett had a reputation for being anti-American. But in more recent years he was let go by CNN for his work on the "Operation Tailwind" story falsely alleging the U.S. used nerve gas to kill American defectors during the Vietnam War, and was then subsequently fired by NBC and National Geographic for ripping the 2003 Iraq invasion while allegedly a neutral reporter. If Kinsley chooses to believe Arnett, that's his prerogative. But when he goes on to say, "Last week we destroyed an entire city (Falluja) to save it," he's flatly wrong. It was heavily damaged, but you wouldn't see civilians already returning to a "destroyed" city.

Michael Fumento
(Posted 11-21-2004)

ou have heard that a new federal panel has essentially reversed the course of earlier studies and has reported that there probably is a Gulf War Syndrome and that it's caused by nerve agents. Here's what you probably didn't hear. First, other than stress-related illness Gulf Vets are as healthy as matched controls who didn't deploy and far healthier than matched civilians. Gulf vets are no more likely to have died that matched control who didn't deploy and far less likely to have died than matched civilians. Second, there is no evidence of significant nerve gas exposure to any Gulf vet. That means none has exposure even one one-thousandth that known to cause harm. The VA has also announced that any researcher who want to investigate a stress-origin for so-called GWS will be ineligible for federal funding. That's science for you – government style. Meanwhile, I received this correspondence from somebody who's actually treated "GWS victims."

Dear Michael,

Delighted to have found your website. I'm a retired dermatologist who like you spent some time in the service where I saw (and sometimes examined if they had skin problems) patients with GWS or as I call it, Military ME. Neither then nor now has this group shown any compelling difference over matched controls and yet to say so leads one to be subjected to the vituperative abuse that you attract and deflect with commendable calm. One of my ideas(and this is not meant to be facetious) is that patients with ME should have as part of the diagnostic criteria that so labels them, a tendency to view their medical advisors with a venom that far exceed that which could be expected were their disease to be organic. Patients with MS for example are not accorded great priority of care in this country and yet remain generous toward those who try and usually fail to limit the progress of this ill understood disorder. ME patients are livid should one tentatively broach the subject of a functional component to their symptoms despite the fact that they would be horrified were they to they to be accused of saying that those with mental illness were not really ill. They are the same people who are obsessed with notions of holistic medicine except when its principals are directed at them. I shall add your books to my library and return with relish to your website.

Yours,
Dr. David Murray

[I then asked him what the heck "ME" is.]

Dear Michael,

ME is what used to be called in the UK "Myalgic Encephalomyelitis" a suitably portentous name that carried a an undeserved pathological authority about it as well as the unintentional but as you point out revealing initials 'ME', me, me. It's CFS/ME or 'chronic fatigue syndrome' now that extensive costly research has shown no muscle disease to justify 'myalgic', and not the remotest sign of damage to the brain or to the peripheral nerves. The usual symptoms of course: tiredness, muscle pain and tenderness, easy fatigue, sleep disturbances, headaches and lots of that old favourite 'allergies'. It's not quite as fashionable as it used to be but always to my mind seems to be accompanied by a morbid hatred of my profession that goes beyond that which one might expect as a result of a doctor's inability to find anything wrong. These patients grossly resent the implication that their illness may have a functional non organic component, a resentment which sits uncomfortably with their obsession with the world of the 'holistic', the natural caring world that we uncaring physicians are deemed to have abandoned. These people are not malingering but have a psychological illness which I find fascinating, a modern hysteria acted out not in the expensive consulting rooms of Freud and Jung, but in the newspapers and over the internet. Your critics are quite wrong. It is the cold analysis of the outsider that you bring to the debate that adds to its clarity. Those on the inside seem often to be dangerously obtuse.
(Posted 11-14-2004)

ital medical question(s) of the day from a reader:

What is the best way to enlarge or enhance the penis?

Do the pills work?

Answer:

1. Put on soft music, light some candles, and have your wife slip into sexy lingerie.
2. No.

(Posted 11-03-2004)

ear Mr. Fumento:

Regarding your piece on making flu and other diseases "disappear" by listing them by the complications they cause and not the origin of those complications, it's worth noting that as far as I know the ultimate cause of death is almost always a loss of oxygen to the brain, so why not just go with asphyxiation as cause of death?

 

Quite right. It sure would make things easier for people who have to track medical statistics, and coroners could do their job by phone!

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 10-31-2004)

o the editor:

Regarding Chris Mooney's article "Research and Destroy: How the Religious Right Promotes its Own 'Experts' to Combat Mainstream Science," the major threat to good science is medical and science journals selling out to increase their circulation and mass media coverage by publishing junk from researchers seeking larger grants and 15 minutes of fame. Nonetheless, there's nothing wrong with Mooney focusing on so minor a factor as religious beliefs and conservative ideology – if he did so fairly.

He fails this in writing, "Embryonic stem-cell research [ESC] is another issue where conservatives have latched onto fringe science in order to advance moral arguments." To the contrary, virtually everything positive about ESCs is hype from politicians, the media, or ESC researchers. The Democrats refuse to even acknowledge the existence of adult stem cells (ASCs), as shown in Ron Reagan's convention speech and John Kerry's response to a question about them in the second presidential debate. We need no reminder of John Edwards' loathsome exploitation of Christopher Reeve's death to slam Bush. Yet ESCs aren't even in clinical trials, while ASCs have been used to treat human disease since the 1950s. At [http://www.corcell.com/expectant/diseases_treated.html#current] you'll find a list, far from comprehensive, of almost 80 therapies currently using ASCs.

The only possible advantage of ESCs is potential, but here again Mooney is wrong in stating flatly: "It's well established that embryonic stem cells can generate any kind of tissue found in the body." Nobody knows that yet. Meanwhile, scientists have already discovered at least 14 types of ASCs that – even if they only have limited plasticity – could eliminate the need for a "one-size fits all" cell. I recently wrote about numerous studies that converted marrow stem cells to heart tissue in living humans, noting that MacroPore of San Diego expects to use fat stem cells to make such repairs routine in as little as two years. Further, three different labs have presented evidence that an ASC can be "teased" into all three germ lines that make up all the cells of the human body. PPL Therapeutics has taken fully mature cow skin cells, reprogrammed them to become stem cells, and then converted these to heart cells.

Mooney presents Dr. Irving Weissman as a disinterested party, identifying him only as a "Stanford pathologist." Yet he's the nation's leading cheerleader for ESC research, and director of Stanford's Institute for Cancer/Stem Cell Biology and Medicine which focuses on ESC research. Weissman has appeared in commercials urging Californians to vote for California's Proposition 71, which would funnel $3 billion only to ESC research – much of it Weissman's. Mooney quotes Weissman saying, "Scientifically, there is no independently verified evidence today that a pure stem cell of one type – adult tissue, say blood forming – can turn into another tissue at all," yet a PubMed search reveals of slew of studies having done just that in addition to the aforementioned marrow-to-heart-muscle ones. One appeared in Nature Medicine in November 2000 that converted marrow stem cells from mice into mature liver cells in the same animals. Among the co-authors: Dr. Irving Weissman.

Essentially, Mooney is saying that ESC research must be valid precisely because some conservatives find it morally repugnant. ASC research, he says, is hyped for the same reason. In fact, follow the motives and you'll find that what drives the ESC disinformation campaign is that venture capitalists are wisely avoiding ESCs, leaving ESC researchers desperate to feed from the government trough. It is they and their supporters who are "on the edges of fringe science."

Michael Fumento
(Posted 10-27-2004)

nother letter from somebody whom, believe it or not, has a disease other than AIDS.

Dear Mr. Fumento,

I did not think I would live long enough to see this in the mainstream press! [That's because I'm not part of the mainstream press!] Thank you. I was diagnosed with PBC, a rare liver disease thought to be autoimmune, which affects mainly women. I believe my mother died from this nasty affliction many years ago before there was even a name for it. I was fortunate enough to receive a liver transplant a year ago which has extended my life. Though liver disease kills many more people each year than AIDS - just pennies are distributed for research by the NIH.

I refer you to www.FAIRfoundation.org. This exists to point out the disparity of spending by the feds when it comes to the ten top killers in our country.

Thank you once again for pointing out this injustice!

Carol Waldner
Fort Pierce, FL
(Posted 10-23-2004)

ubject: CBS truth

Dear Mr. Fumento,

I spent over $2000 to replace silver fillings in my teeth because a CBS story claimed the mercury in silver fillings contributed to MS, which I had then and still have now. My doctor pointed out, rightly, that they never mentioned another side. I went ahead with the dental procedure – chronic illness makes one grasp at straws. The disease, not surprising, progressed, and I've never looked at CBS in a trustful way again.

Take care,

Martha Humphreys
Huntsville, AL
(Posted 10-13-2004)

his is a response to my piece on overspending on AIDS:

Mr. Fumento,

Good article, but people don't care! Whoever yells, whines and cries the most gets the most (funding, attention...) from our government. People like me, with no voice (literally and figuratively) get ignored. I'm not claiming to be "righteous," but even though I didn't drink, smoke, do drugs, eat poorly, never cheated on my wife... I got a terminal disease called Lou Gehrig's (ALS) that has completely paralyzed my now 44 year old body (in case you're wondering, I'm typing you with a device operated by head movements). Fortunately, I've never held the naive view of life being fair, I can thank our governments funding of disease research for confirming my view. ALS, even on a per-patient basis, gets a drop in the bucket when compared to AIDS or for that matter, every other behaviorally caused disease. Oh well, that's life (and death).

Take care,

Bill Sweeney
(Posted 10-13-2004)

ere we go again. More false information on the therapeutic uses of adult stem cells, courtesy of the American Council on Science and Health's Elizabeth Whelan and the Hoover Institution's Henry Miller.

In their piece, "Politics and the Debate over Stem Cell Research," Whelan and Miller assert:

Some commentators who clearly have a moral objection to using ESCs are now aggressively promoting the idea that adult stem cells (ASCs), rather than those from embryos, offer the greatest hope for cures. (Indeed, ASCs are already being used experimentally to treat some blood disorders, leukemias, and other conditions.) Some advocates of this position even accuse the Democrats and their allies in the media of suppressing reports of ASC successes and hyping those derived from ESC research. But why exactly would one reject ASC research if it has such great potential? (Perhaps to keep a political football in play?)
Without stating as much, this would seem to be a reaction to my own Tech Central Station piece from a couple of weeks earlier, "With Stem Cells, No More Broken Hearts Club". Certainly I perfectly fit the bill of "some commentators." But while Whelan and Miller's opinion piece contains no hyperlinks mine does, providing the sources that completely back my claims.

Moreover, I already pre-empted their assertion that only those with moral objections to ESCs discuss the progress with ASCs when I wrote, "Because ES and AS cell research battles for the same limited funds, the ES backers brand as a religious fanatic anyone with a kind word to say about AS cells." Just so, Whelan and Miller do not allow for the possibility that somebody, ANYBODY might actually have no moral objections to the use of ESCs but still consider the use of ASCs to be not only much further advanced (hardly arguable, insofar as no ESC has ever made into human trials) but also have more potential.

As to the current state of ASC applications, I dealt with that too. Whereas Whelan and Miller claim "ASCs are already being used experimentally (sic) to treat some blood disorders, leukemias, and other conditions," I noted that "AS cells have been used therapeutically since the 1950s. Already more than 80 different AS cell treatments are in use." These are not experiments; they are routine applications. (Stem cells from umbilical cords alone have been used in over 3,500 transplants worldwide; notwithstanding that the technology is far more recent than marrow stem cell transplants. Thirty-five hundred experiments?) Either Whelan and Miller saw that in my piece and ignored it or they simply didn't know it.

Again, they could be reacting directly to my material when they claim, "Some advocates of this position even accuse the Democrats and their allies in the media of suppressing reports of ASC successes and hyping those derived from ESC research."

I demonstrated the media aspect in my Tech Central Station piece by noting that "Ace New York Times reporter Gina Kolata wrote last month, "The problem [with AS cells] is in putting them to work to treat diseases. So far, no one has succeeded." Thus over 80 therapies, over 3,500 umbilical cord transplants, and countless applications that are still experimental but have worked in clinical trials (including the heart-repair breakthroughs that were the main subject of my piece) somehow constitutes no success. Do Whelan and Miller really think Kolata was simply ignorant of all this?

Regarding the Democratic position, my National Review Online piece about Ron Reagan's speech in which he attributed potential miracles to ESCs even as he made no mention of ASCs whatsoever, demonstrates that nicely – unless you believe that Reagan spoke merely for himself and the Party had no idea what he would say. Moreover, in the repeated Democratic accusations against the Bush Administration regarding ESC funding, try to find any reference to ASCs.

In short, Whelan and Miller didn't just discuss stem cells being turned into a political football – they demonstrated it in Super Bowl fashion.
(Posted 09-23-2004)

his is in response to an article appearing in both the New York Times and the International Herald Tribune:

How incredible that Gina Kolata would write of adult stem cells that, "There are no ethical issues in studying these cells, but the problem is in putting them to work to treat diseases. So far, no one has succeeded. ("Stem Cells: Hope and Setbacks", August 26.) In fact, the first success with marrow stem cell transplants was almost 50 years ago. Today almost 80 diseases can be treated or outright cured with these cells that are found not just in adults, as she wrote, but in umbilical cords. (See: http://www.corcell.com/expectant/diseases_treated.html#current) Insofar as Ms. Kolata is one of the nation's top science reporters, it stretches the imagination to think this is anything but yet another media effort to try to raise the perceived value of embryonic stem cells, which have yet to treat a single human disease, by ignoring the true value of the alternatives.
(Posted 08-31-2004)

ne Big Witch

"We're living in the middle of a witch hunt and fat people are the witches," Marilyn Wann of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance tells the Associate Press. "It's gotten markedly worse in the last few years because of the propaganda that fatness, a natural human characteristic, is somehow a form of disease." Well, she's partly right. She IS a witch. A few years ago I debated her on the radio about the arrest of a woman who stuffed her poor daughter until first she couldn't even get off the floor and then she died. After half an hour she quit the debate. As for fatness being a "natural human characteristic, so is cancer but that doesn't mean it's okay to have. In any event, NAAFA members tend to tip the scales at 350 pounds or more. Some weigh in at 500. How many people are going to buy that this is natural, except in the sense of "It's the natural outcome of eating four times as much each day as you should." It's one thing to have sympathy with people this fat; quite another when they claim that weighing as much as a baby hippo is a perfectly healthy and enjoyable lifestyle. Yes, Marilyn, you and Margaret Hamilton's character in the Wizard of Oz have much in common – except that she preferred green skin over hundreds of pounds of added adipose tissue.
(Posted 08-03-2004)

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"Natural" for these NAAFA members is a fatal heart attack at age 45.  

ying about AIDS Has Never Constituted "Lying"


"The United States ranks dead last among nations that donate to the Global Fund to
Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria in terms of money given as a proportion of
gross domestic product (GDP)," wrote Kaitlin Towner in her July 26th letter [to the Washington Post]. She omits that three-fourths of the countries in the world have pledged or donated
nothing. Of the 51 countries that did so as of 2003, the US had contributed just shy
of $2 billion. That's four times as much as the next largest donor and over a third
of the total, even though our GDP is less than a third of the world's total.

Further, since her letter indicates that AIDS is the only disease she's really
concerned about, it may interest her that US contributions and pledges for combating
world AIDS specifically are twice that of the rest of the planet combined. That she
clearly wishes we were spending even more does not excuse her disinformation.

Michael Fumento
Senior Fellow
Hudson Institute
Washington, DC 20036
202-974-2406
(Posted 07-27-2004)

rom: "Adrian Bradley"

Subject: Beware Agrarian Utopias

Dear Michael,

As a frequent visitor to your site, my heart leaped for joy when I read this article. It succinctly and eloquently encapsulates everything that is flawed in the thinking of the organic farming lobby and Prince Charles in particular. If he eventually succeeds to the throne, I can only hope that our country will follow yours in electing a Republican party to power.

Regards,

Adrian Bradley
United Kingdom

Dear Adrian,

Thanks for the kind note. Even here we're hoping that the Queen lives to be 115 – that or Bonnie Charlie gets a plate of bad organic sprouts.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 07-05-2004)

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(Or so they say.) Why can't I figure out how the military works!"
(Posted 07-02-2004)
 
h, those lying liars, as Al Franken would put it.

Friday, July 2, 2004

Organics: The Myths, The Facts
by Debra Bokur

If you caught Dennis Avery's February 4 denunciation of organic foods as unsafe (broadcast on ABC's 20/20 and hosted by John Stossel), don't panic. Instead, consider the source: Avery, an advocate for both biotechnology industry and a proponent of food irradiation, is a spokesperson for the Hudson Institute and the author of Saving the Planet with Pesticides and Plastic (Hudson Institute, 1995). It's also no secret that corporations including Cargill, ConAgra, DuPont, Monsanto and the National Agricultural Chemical Association fund the Hudson Institute.

Bokur's "no secret" is sleight-of-hand for saying she has no evidence. And the reason she has no evidence is that it's not true. Hudson annually lists its donors, and at least in the past year none has given a dime to Hudson. I have no idea who might be giving individual support to Avery, but it's not coming via the Hudson pipeline as she insists. Even if it did, if Hudson received money from the GOP and wrote somewhere that "George Bush is doing a good job handling the economy," would it be fair to assume that but for that donation Hudson would never have said any such thing? Likewise, that Bokur feels a need to lie to support her position doesn't necessarily mean that organic food is essentially the fraud that it is. On the other hand, if it's the best she can do, she's not doing so well.
(Posted 07-02-2004)

BC News reports that on three occasions before the Iraq war the Pentagon drew up plans to destroy the camp of terrorist mastermind Abu Musab Zarqawi, blamed for more than 700 killings in Iraq including the beheading of Nicholas Berg, yet on all three occasions the Bush Administration nixed them. Actually, it's worse than that. After the war began, we only sent a small detachment to attack the Zarqawi's Al-Ansar camp and most of the terrorists managed to hightail it into Iran. As with Tora Bora, we did not set up a U.S. blocking force. And as with Tora Bora, we'll pay the price for a long time to come. Repeatedly we've tried to use too few troops for the job. This seems to reflect Donald Rumsfeld's determination to push us towards a tiny, highly-trained and highly-mobile Army with high-tech backup. But for many jobs, there's just no substitute for a GI with a rifle. At least people like Sens. John McCain and Joe Biden realize that, and realize the need to go back to 12 divisions. Insofar as the defense budget is close to the lowest level ever in terms of GDP, this is hardly the impossible dream. This is something that irks me about both Bush and Congress. Supposedly we're in a death struggle with terrorists, yet in 1960 with no hot wars we spent 9.3 percent of the GDP on defense. Now it's just 3.5 percent, compared to 3 percent before 9/11. Meanwhile, last year Robert Byrd tried to siphon off more than a billion of that for AIDS! Just how serious are we about winning this war?
(Posted 05-18-2004)

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Abu Musab Zarqawi  
"Benefits of Low-Carbohydrate Atkins Diet Reaffirmed," claimed Russia's Pravda, while The Times of London asserted, "At Last, Scientific Proof That the Atkins Diet Works," and the Times of Washington (that is, the Washington Times) reported, "Two Studies Favor Atkins Diet." And that's just a sampling. But the headlines are wrong, wrong, and wrong. First, there's nothing new here. As the Seattle Post-Intelligencer accurately reported while the Pravda journalist was guzzling low-carb vodka, "Two papers published a year ago in the New England Journal of Medicine found that those on Atkins-style diets lost twice as much weight over six months as those on a low-fat program. But then, the Atkins dieters regained some of the weight, and after one year were at the same weight-loss level as the low-fat group." And it noted that it was the same case here, with the two studies reported in the May 18, Annals of Internal Medicine. Atkins dieters did lose more weight over six months according to the study by Eric Westman and others that incidentally was paid for by the Atkins people. But the other study, paid for by the feds and continued for a full year, found "no significant difference in overall weight loss between persons on these two diets." In fact, an included graph shows Atkins dieters started to regain weight at the six-month mark while the article notes "those on the conventional diet continued to lose weight." Apparently the level required for "scientific proof" is getting lower all the time.
(Posted 05-18-2004)

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Sorry, the late Dr. A still gets an "F"  
uote of the day: "Those who are wringing their hands and shouting so loudly for 'heads to roll' over [the abuse] seem to have conveniently overlooked the fact that someone's head has rolled – that of another innocent American brutally murdered by terrorists," said Sen. Zell Miller, Georgia Democrat. "Why is it that there's more indignation over a photo of a prisoner with underwear on his head than over the video of a young American with no head at all?"
(Posted 05-17-2004 )

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Rep. Zell Miller
 
"Oklahoman May Have Infected Nearly 170 Women with HIV." That was the headline of one media outlet and was virtually identical to that of countless others. You had to read way down in the story to find out that the total number of those women who have tested positive for the AIDS virus is . . . four. Moreover, all we know of the four is that they are infected and claimed they had sex with this guy. All four could have been infected through needles. Don't expect to read about that in the follow-ups. The story will just fade away – while the fear will stay behind.
(Posted 05-07-2004)

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ubject: Hate Mail 25

Holy Schnikes --

I was pretty sure you'd kicked over the chamberpot with your vaccine article, but I didn't know all THAT would run out.

Much of the speculation on the genetic basis of autism takes note of the fact that many parents of autistic kids aren't exactly normal either. Your data certainly support the thesis. Kind of scary what happens when people wanting to make names for themselves (or just make a buck) get loose among desperate people. Sort of makes one hope there's a hell after all.

I admire your stamina.

[omitted] Jones
(Posted 04-16-2004)

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ubject: God bless you!

I came across your "hate mail" on the net, quite by accident, and I can only say----BRAVO!!!!! I am so tired of hearing from the Atkins converts, and the sheep who follow them! My mother had to have her gall bladder removed after a stint on Atkins, and now weighs close to 400 lbs----and she still defends the diet with her every ounce of energy (which isn't much). It is so nice to hear someone defending common sense for a change! (Calories in versus calories out, and get up off the couch sometimes!) Just thought someone should let you know..

Warm Regards,

Natalie
(Posted 04-05-2004)

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The Atkins approach  

ichael,

I really feel victimized by your column. Poor, poor me. I have a house, beautiful wife, a wonderful son, but I am not getting the recognition I deserve as a victim.

Could you please suggest some victim categories I might be able to join?

I am desperate.

Brad

Dear Brad,

Not being able to proclaim victimhood is the highest category of victimization there is.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 04-03-2004)

March 1, 2004

To the editor of the Washington Post:

Nothing in your 29 February editorial on possible contamination of non-genetically engineered crops with DNA from genetically engineered (GE) ones deserved its horrific title: "Demon Seeds." Still, it should not have relied on an advocacy "study" from the virulently anti-biotech Union of Concerned Scientists, which despite its name is essentially a lay group. It could also have noted that since plants first developed, they have genetically "contaminated" each other, sometimes even crossing species barriers. Since the beginning of agriculture, over 10,000 years ago, the same has been true of cross-bred plants. The difference with GE crops is that, as a recent National Academy of Sciences report detailed, there are many methods under development, and some in use, to keep newly-transferred genes from escaping to other plants. For example the gene can be inserted into an area of the genome where it can't express itself in pollen.

If that's not enough, plants can always be "back-bred" to remove genes. Finally, there are massive repositories of germplasm (living tissue from which new plants can be grown) maintained all over the U.S. and the world that both aid the development of new plant strains and prevent old ones from being lost.

Michael Fumento

arolyn Sussman, a columnist with the Palm Beach Post writes, "Besides, even if [Atkins] did die obese and with heart problems, how does that prove that his diet was to blame?"

Egad, lady! Okay, if you want to believe the phony baloney stuff about the virus picked up in Turkey causing his myocardial infarction (as noted on the ME report), fine. But he either died fat (195 pounds, BMI 26.4) or downright obese at 258 pounds. His diet was supposed to make you slim. By definition, either he didn't stick to the diet because he couldn't or he did stick to the diet and was fat. Either way, invariably the diet is to blame.
(Posted 03-01-2004)

n a rambling, barely readable piece called "Synthetic Science" on something called "Alternet," Lila Rajiva goes back and forth between attacking those who have written either that silicone or saline breast implants are safe. She should have just written: "Anybody who defends the safety of breast implants is a corporate lackey. Trust me." There's no mention, for example that the Institute of Medicine gave an "all-clear" to silicone implants, which inherently also includes the saline ones. Presumably they're corporate dupes, too, but it would have been nice for readers to know the prestigious IOM had weighed in. As for moi, "Scholars like Michael Fumento of the conservative Hudson Institute, which receives agribusiness funding, likened the anti-implant evidence to snake oil . . ." The part about snake oil is correct, but just what the heck do implants have to do with agribusiness? (There was an effort to fill them with soybean oil, but it flopped.) She also never says anything about ME receiving agribusiness funding which I wasn't when I wrote the piece in question and am not now. You've heard the term, "Any port in a storm," but here there's no port at all. Apparently the "alter" in "alternet" means "alternative to the truth."
(Posted 02-27-2004)

roviding yet another method by which embryonic stem cell research may prove as superfluous and wasteful as it is controversial, chemists at the Scripps Research Institute in La Jolla, California have discovered a molecule they named "reversine." When they used the drug on mouse muscle-forming cells, they seemed to revert to a 'blank' state capable of forming other tissue types including bone and fat cells. Thus, instead of just harvesting all the various types of stem cells already present in adult tissue, umbilical cords, and placental tissue it may be possible to actually fabricate stem cells from mature ones.

It's too early to set yet whether this enzyme will also work on human muscle (though if it doesn't another may), nor whether it may cause some type of harm. But it shows once again the incredible creativity of scientists who work with regeneration via adult stem cells and mature cells.
(Posted 02-04-2004)

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The Scripps scientists got their inspiration from the ability of the salamander to regenerate enough cells to regrow an entire tail.  

rom an interview with Oracle CEO Larry Ellison in the January 27th USA Today:

Q: If tech isn't the Valley's superfast growth industry, what will rule in 10 years?

A: This is just the beginning of the biotech revolution. It's going to change our world even more than computers did. I own a couple of biotech companies, and one thing that's particularly frustrating for me is the gestation time from an idea to a product.

Government regulators are very careful to make sure that no one commits an error, so they put you through all these tests. And it sounds perfectly reasonable. But if you delay a drug 10 years and 100,000 people die because you delayed the drug, that should be included in the calculus, but it isn't. They only count people that the drug killed because it came out too early. It's just fascinating to me the way we look at these things. I just think the calculus is incorrect.

Q: How will biotech change things more than computers?

A: To some degree, it already has. We're living longer. We're living healthier, which is by and large a good thing, except that Social Security is inevitably bankrupt. The social welfare system is under tremendous stress because we are living longer. This is an example of biotechnology extending life and putting social, political and economic pressure on us. That really will change our world and cause us to think about these issues more than computing.
(Posted 02-02-2004)

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n a report on the downing of a U.S. Apache helicopter in Iraq, the Cuban online newspaper Granma International Digital carried this photo with caption. So much for steenking American invincibility, eh? The pilot and co-pilot are doomed, despite the armor! Too bad the piece itself stated, "The two crew members were unharmed in the attack."
(Posted 01-15-2004)

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Not even the vehicle's 8mm steel armor-plating can save those inside. (PHOTO: REUTERS)  

ast summer, Sandy Szwarc, famed (ahem!) author of "Real New Mexico Chile: An Insiders Guide to Cooking with Chile," wrote a big fat series (10 pieces and over 25,000 words) "Weighing Obesity" that appeared in Tech Central Station (TCS) from July 14-August 8. It was sheer propaganda for the fat acceptance movement – filled with quotes from representatives of that movement, fabricated numbers such as multiplying anorexia deaths by a factor of 1000, and making such incredible assertions as "The strongest scientific evidence indicates we'll live longest and with the fewest health problems if we're in the overweight range, especially as we get older." Also, "In addition to longer life spans, fat people have lower rates of most cancers, respiratory diseases, and osteoporosis," she insisted. All of this was readily falsifiable, and I refuted it in TCS.

Why is it therefore not surprising that she has now gone on the offensive against exercise as well, claiming you could walk the circumference of the planet without losing a dress size or pant size? Do you think I'm exaggerating? Here's what she wrote, allegedly citing a study:

It sort of flies in the face of that simplistic myth – "burn 3,500 kcalories and lose a pound" – doesn't it? "At about 80 kcal/mile [a "kcal" is what is normally referred to as a calorie] for a 77 kg person walking at a reasonable speed (3 to 4 mph), this works out to roughly 3,920 miles per pound, equivalent to walking from New York City to Seattle, and then down to San Diego - for one pound of fat!" My advice: Leave your pedometer at home, it probably can't count that many steps.
But did the public get this information? Hardly.

And thank goodness they didn't. Numerous readers wrote in to slam Szwarc and her fuzzy (fatty?) math. As one noted, "If you burn 80 per mile, it will take 43.75 miles to burn one pound of fat at a rate of 3,500 kcal per pound, not 3,920 miles. By Szwarc's logic, you could walk around the earth with about 7 pounds of body fat."

Truth means absolutely nothing to this woman. Fact is, for those who have lost weight and kept it off (something the fat acceptance people will tell you is impossible) exercise is not only important but practically essential. The ongoing 3,000-member National Weight Control Registry shows that over 90 percent of persons who lost substantial weight found they must exercise to keep it off. For all the arguments over high-carb and low-carb diets (in which I have certainly participated), it may well be that regular exercise, both aerobic and resistance, is the most important factor in maintaining weight loss. That and avoiding anything Sandy Szwarc writes.
(Posted 01-11-2004)

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Sandy Szwarc: Heroine to the fat and lazy.  

ichael,
I stumbled onto your Hate Mail page and laughed so hard! What a hoot. I love the way you nit pick (sic) the writing too. Very neat stuff. I now want to read more that you've written. I admit to being a tad concerned that one of those nutcases might try to track you down. Thanks for increasing the sanity. I'll send a pointer to several friends and push the paypal (sic) button.

Cheers,
Jon
(an IBM [omitted] engineer)

Jon,

You should have seen that coming! Thanks!

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 01-07-2004)

nyone my age or older remembers the notorious body counts from the Vietnam War in which the military handed out numbers of killed (or allegedly killed enemy) on an almost daily basis. Now the tables have turned 180 degrees, with the media obsessed with the body counts of American soldiers in Iraq. It seems that any time any soldier is killed by mayhem or accident; we must be given the latest tally of A) soldiers killed since the invasion, and B) soldiers killed since Pres. Bush declared the end of major hostilities. It's not that this should be kept a secret, but exactly what service do daily reminders provide?
(Posted 12-29-2003)

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ewsweek Magazine
To the editor:

To know anyone serving in Iraq is to know that much of what's reported in the major news media is baloney. It's either biased towards the violence and against reconstruction and other peaceful accomplishments or is wrong because the reporters don't know what they're writing about. Thus in a piece reported from the war zone, "Lord... Just Help Us Kill 'Em," (Nov. 10, 2003) comprising merely 900 words, reporter Joshua Hammer makes four mistakes that are obvious merely to anyone with knowledge of U.S. military equipment. He refers to Staff Sgt. Paul J. Johnson having been blown up in a jeep, to U.S. troops carrying "M-4 light machine guns, fitted with laser scopes," and "two Bradley tanks." But the military replaced the jeep with the Humvee back in the 1980s, and it was a Humvee in which Johnson died. The M-4 is not a light machine gun but rather a carbine rifle, a shortened version of the venerable M-16 automatic rifle. A scope is something you look through; the laser devices attached to the M-4 are spotters, not scopes. Finally, there's no such thing as a "Bradley tank." The M2 and M3 Bradley is designated a "fighting vehicle," with the main purposes of troop transport and tank support. The only tank deployed in Iraq is the M-1 Abrams.

That any private could have corrected Hammer on all of these and that this got through at least one editor and the fact checker speaks volumes about the reliability of anything being wired back from Iraq.

Michael Fumento
(Posted 11-26-2003)

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And this is Santa Claus, eh Newsweek?  

t seems like others are realizing that blogging is hardly the phenomenon it was made out to be as little as year ago, as is evident in Jennifer Howard's Washington Post piece, "It's a Little Too Cozy in the Blogosphere."

Select tidbits include:

What began as the ultimate outsider activity - a way to break the newspaper and TV stranglehold on the gathering and dissemination of information -- is turning into the same insider's game played by the old establishment media the bloggerati love to critique. The more blogs you read and the more often you read them, the more obvious it is: They've fallen in love with themselves, each other and the beauty of what they're creating.
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The problem's built into the medium itself . . . Bloggers don't have to get their copy past an editor, and they can sound off at any length -- no word limits in cyberspace. They're products of a seismic cultural shift that makes someone's hangover as newsworthy as the arrival of a Harry Potter novel . . . In a Google universe, success is defined by hits: the number of visits a Web page gets. The more blogs link to each other, the more hits they all get; enough hits and a cyberstar is born.
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Bloggers know what they like and what they don't like, and they aren't afraid to tell you why. And they get to use bad words that will never see print inside a family newspaper. But to get to the good stuff, you have to wade through more and more self-congratulation and mutual admiration. Call it blogrolling.
(Posted 11-16-2003)

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he Jessica Lynch story, or perhaps the story surrounding the Jessica Lynch, is just another sad step in the progression of our making victims into heroes. Initial reports had Lynch practically fighting off a battalion of Iraqi Special Republican Guard soldiers with nothing but her M-16 and a Swiss Army Knife. We’ve long known that story was fabricated. She never fired a shot, she admitted, because her rifle jammed. Thereupon her vehicle was struck, she was knocked unconscious and badly hurt, was taken to a hospital, and thence removed by special ops troops under the impression the hospital was still being guarded by Iraqis. What in this scenario makes her a hero?

And what about that jamming? The book’s author, Rick Bragg, claimed it jammed simply because M-16s have been jamming for forty years. That’s the sort of lie that got him fired from the New York Times. True, there were originally severe jamming problems with the rifles in South Vietnam when they came into general use around 1965. But those were soon fixed. I carried the rifle for four years, often under really nasty conditions. It never jammed once. The way you minimize any chance of jamming is to keep the rifle spotless, cleaning it at every chance. But many of the members of Lynch’s unit did not do so, as their rifles jammed immediately too. Presumably it never occurred to them that as members of a maintenance battalion they might need them. They obviously miscalculated. Indeed, so poorly did this unit maintain its weapons that even its .50 cal jammed immediately – a feat that’s awfully tough to accomplish if you’ve ever fired a .50. So much for Bragg’s blaming the rifles. The fault lies with the soldiers who did not do their jobs, including Lynch and the other alleged hero Lori Piestewa. (Her congressman tried to get a mountain named after her.) She, too, never fired a round. The real heroes, as Lynch herself has said, are those few who did maintain their weapons, defended the unit, and went down shooting. Only in America can you become a hero, have a movie made about you, and get a million-dollar book contract for not cleaning your equipment and getting into a traffic accident.
(Posted 11-15-2003)

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This didn't become one of the world's two most popular military weapons (the other being the AK-47) because it's had jamming problems for 40 years.  

eadline: “Blasts Rock Baghdad near Coalition Headquarters.” If we end up pulling out of this war and leaving Iraq to anarchy or the terrorists, it will be because of reporting like this – another desperate CNN effort to make a mountain of a molehill on a slow news night. Just days ago they had “three blasts” rocking Baghdad. Rocking? In the first story, the explosions were caused by mortar shells. In this one it was said to be either mortar shells or rockets. There were no deaths, nor injuries. The largest rocket in the enemy inventory is the Soviet 122-millimeter Katyusha. The largest mortar shell is 81 millimeters. Either of these might be able to shake windows for about a mile around the impact point. But Baghdad is over 154 square miles, which is to say that only a tiny portion of the city was even aware that anything happened. I think I’m going to toss a pebble at the windows of the D.C. studios of CNN and see if the run the headline, “Attack Rocks CNN Headquarters.” At least in this case it would literally be a rock.
(Posted 11-11-2003)

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A 122-millimeter Katyusha rocket like this is not about to "rock" a city of 154 square miles.  

ome observations on anti-silicone implant activist Diana Zuckerman's op-ed of Oct. 26 in the Washington Times, "A Split Decision on Breast Implants."

It is hardly unusual for an FDA advisory panel that casts 15 votes to not be unanimous; that this one was not should hardly arouse conspiratorial suspicions as Zuckerman suggests.

For all her talk about the dangers of silicone-gel, she has repeatedly testified at government hearings against saline implants as well. What she now blames on silicone, she recently attributed to saltwater.

Zuckerman says the Institute of Medicine report on silicone implants is dated because it's four years old and most of the studies reviewed only looked at "women with implants for just a few months or years." But the IOM based its conclusion on all existing scientific literature in the area, over 1,000 published studies in all, concluding that diseases attributed to silicone implants "are no more common in women with breast implants than in women without implants."

One such study evaluated the potential influence of implant duration on health outcome for what has been the major allegation against implants, that they cause what's called connective tissue or autoimmune illness. With data ranging from 1991 to 1962 involving almost 11,000 women with implants, it found no statistically significant effect of duration of use and illness.

Another followed about 7,500 women with silicone-gel implants, also for 30 years. It "showed a slight reduction (though not statistically significant) for all definite connective tissue disease."

Zuckerman concludes that silicone gel implants are "experiments" on women. Over two million women have had them, dating back four decades. At what point does a procedure stop being an experiment?

Finally, while Zuckerman says the FDA panel caved in to "K Street lobbyists," her group, the National Center for Policy Research for Women and Families, receives most of its funding from the Tides Foundation. Tides in turn uses as its PR firm the same one the trial lawyers suing breast implant makers use — the notorious Fenton Communications of Alar fame. What a cozy circle!
(Posted 10-29-2003)

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Diana Zuckerman: "Basically, I just don't like women being able to augment their bosoms — um, purely on scientific grounds of course!"  

avid Wells, Yankees' starter, "who joked about his poor conditioning a day earlier, walked off the mound with a pained expression after the first inning. When David Dellucci pinch hit for Wells in the second, it was clear this was serious and Yankees general manager Brian Cashman left his seat in the stands and scooted up an aisle."

And so the Yankees had to play the whole game with relievers, which you really can't do. And they lost.

But what is this "poor conditioning?" He's obese! He makes several zillion a year as a pitcher for sports' greatest franchise and he's a porker.

When obesity pervades that far, you know we're in trouble.
(Posted 10-24-2003)

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Yankees aren't paid to win games, they're paid to win the World Series. With an annual salary of $9 million (!) you'd think Wells could find a way to keep his weight down enough to do his job.
 

n the "I Told You So! Department," the World Health Organization has determined that SARS is not transmissible through air. "The finding that each patient infected on average three others is consistent with a disease spread by direct contact with virus-laden droplets rather than with airborne particles," WHO said, noting that with airborne diseases such as influenza or measles, one person can infect an entire room by coughing. The report said children are rarely infected and there have been only two reported cases of transmission from children to adults with no reports of transmission from children to other children. No evidence indicates SARS transmission in schools, or in infants whose mothers were infected during pregnancy. Meanwhile, it appears SARS sliced about $18 billion from Asia's combined gross domestic product and cost Asian economies nearly $60 billion in lost demand and revenues, according to the Asian Development Bank. The GDP cost alone equaled about $2 million for each person infected, the bank said.

In the "They Voted My Way" departments, the Consumer Product Safety Commission has recommended that a petition to ban play structures treated with CCA (chromated copper arsenate) should be denied, while the advisory board of the FDA has voted to approve the sale of silicone breast implants. I don't win 'em all, but it's nice when I do win them.
(Posted 10-22-2003)

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he following letter to me is posted by a liar. You see, according to the fat acceptance groups it's impossible to lose weight and keep it off for any longer than a millisecond. This lady claims otherwise. So do I; I've kept my weight off for six years. Sad how the world is full of liars.

Dear Mr. Fumento,
I have just finished reading the above mentioned book. It was recommended to me by a friend. I just wanted to tell you that I think it is probably the best book ever written. I used to be 75 lbs overweight. Last summer I was diagnosed with severe "Sleep Apnea" (yet another Fat related chronic disorder) I was doomed to a life of therapy on a "cpap" machine. A fate worse than death for me. I looked in to surgery to no avail. The ENT said there were no abnormalities within the context of my throat, and that basically my sleep apnea was due to being obese. I immediately went on a diet ( something I couldn't seem to do before) and lost 75 lbs. It took me about 7 months. I have been maintaining my weight by exercising 4 times a week and strength training, and of course eating the proper foods. I didn't join any clubs or take any pills or read any books. Just ate a lot of veggies and fruit, grains and lean meat. Not rocket science!! I am a 6foot tall 49 year old Grandmother of 5. I was 232 lbs and a size 20. Went down to 157 lbs and a size 10. (which is probably a 12 according to your book.) Once again, thanks for writing such a great book. Its going to be my diet bible.
(Posted 09-17-2003)

nsofar as my column on the reaction to the Enstrom-Kabat second-hand smoke study in the British Medical Journal was about how their scientific findings were ignored in favor of personal attacks, it's hardly surprising that the reaction to my own piece is to ignore the scientific findings in favor of smearing me. This is from Tobacco.org:

"Note that Fumento (a graduate of the partly tobacco-funded National Journalism Center) wrote the first, seminal shot across the EPA study's bow in 1993, quoting [Peter] Huber and Enstrom well before the public knew of either's long history of tobacco funding. Fumento either never properly investigated his sources (how did they come to his attention?) or neglected to disclose their links to the industry – as he has neglected to disclose his relationship with Enstrom and the EPA study in this article."
I attended NJC for 12 weeks in 1985, having no idea who funded them. So far as I know they had gotten no tobacco money at that time. But I wonder how Tobacco.org missed the fact that in 1988 I rode on a city bus that had an advertisement for Virginia Slims on the side? I also wonder how much of the budget of Tobacco.org comes from sources devoted to anti-tobacco polemics. That's a rhetorical question, by the way – one hundred percent does. As to my being the first to blast the EPA report, that will always be one of the finest feathers in my cap. I didn't mention it only for lack of space and because I don't see columns as a forum for boasting. My relationship with Enstrom began when he called me circa 1991 to say how much he liked my book The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS. Since then I've frequently used him as a source on matters of epidemiology. The ETS brats are more conspiracy-minded than Joseph McCarthy ever was.
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"I have here in my hand a list of 205, a list of names made known to the Secretary of Health and Human Services, as being short-term students at a school known to have been funded by the tobacco industry."

 

riting in something called www.intellectualconservative.com, James Hall (who writes openly under the pen name of "Sarte,") declares that, "For those who think that the American Enterprise Institute is really a right wing think tank, examine the influence of the likes of Richard Perle, Michael Fumento and Michael Ledeen. These renegades are counterfeit conservatives, and form the backbone of Bush advisors."

I'm hardly counterfeit, but neither have I been associated in any way, shape or form with AEI in over five years. Even then, it was only for one year.

And I doubt if George Bush even knows my name.

Far from being a backbone of his advisors, I hardly constitute a bone in his pinkie. Hall's article was originally published on another website, one with myriad links to anti-semitic webpages as well as a host of UFO abduction ones.

Methinks a change of name is called for here, like www.idiotconservative.com.
(Posted 08-29-2003)

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Counterfeit Spine

 

est you needed it, more evidence that there are plenty of vets who know that Agent Orange and Gulf War Syndrome are a bunch of hooey and those who complain of them simply whiners:

Dear Mr. Fumento:

I was a Marine Infantryman in Vietnam 1965-66. I give my brothers who served with me the benefit of every conceivable doubt, but . . . what a bunch of whiners!

"Facts is facts" (sic) even if we were treated like criminals when we returned. We are, in fact, less likely to be criminals or chronically ill than a similar group that did not serve. Read Stolen Valor by Burkett and Whitley. All wars are hideous, chaotic and unfair. The romanticization of WW2 is well underway. I remember my father's war stories and those of his brothers and those of older Marines. They weren't romantic at all.

I am diabetic – as was my father, as was his father. But the VA gave all of us Vietnam vets compensation for diabetes due to exposure to Agent Orange – on a presumptive basis. I don't believe I was ever near the stuff. I took the money and the promise of future medical care with a bit of shame. This disease will probably kill me and cause me to need expensive care before I die.

Keep up the good work.

[omitted at writer's request] Holladay
(Posted 08-28-2003)

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They served us in our hour of need, and only a very few have become the war wimps you always hear from in the newspapers.

 

he blogging wars continue since I first told chubby Atkins apostle Rich Hailey that he and most of his ilk were little more than ego-trippers, living a fantasy that they were somehow changing the world through their little uninformed comments on other people's writing. Apparently my remarks hit way too close to home. Actually, my logs showed my comments showing up on four sites. Two were hostile, one neutral, and one supportive. One of the negative ones tried to put me down (and hence bring themselves up) by comparing hits to my blogsites versus those of his and others. The problem with this is rather obvious: I don't have a blogsite. I am a journalist who publishes for newspapers, magazines and books. Occasionally I will post a short item under "Advice and Dissent," but it's hardly a blog and I'm hardly a blogger. With the exception of a mere handful, and not the overwhelming majority I criticized, if these people's material isn't seen on their blogsite it isn't seen anywhere. My material, like those of my fellow columnists at Scripps Howard, goes out to 400 newspapers and numerous newspaper websites. When my blogging friends counted "hits," they kind of forget about all that. Moreover, even "hits" are not created equal. Most people who do come to my website come to read articles. I know exactly where they go (but not their names or email addresses, so don't worry about your privacy) from my logs. They don't go to my website to read some short comment that probably has a link to another blogger or a news item. They're reading pure Fumento. But going just by hits, ten seconds on their site is equal to ten minutes on mine.

As to the supportive blogger, here are some of her comments:

"I've been alternately amused & exasperated about the weirdness in the "blogosphere" since I've been blogging – on and off since Feb. 2002.

"I don't like journalists either, for the most part. But they have influence, which bloggers don't. Some people run very fine blogs which offer insights that startle and provoke [here she names a few] but that doesn't translate into actual influence until you get published. Getting published is a quantitatively & qualitatively different thing than blogging.

"And blog-hits are evanescent. During the war, I was getting 10K hits PER DAY because of my e-friendship with the Baghdad blogger. Now, less than 200. I lost my coveted Instalink spot, too. Blogging is almost totally dependent upon satisfying the twin gods [Glenn] Reynolds and [Andrew] Sullivan, making it much more centralized than the Big Media they constantly carp about. Ain't no chance I'll be mentioned by either of them since I criticize them so much, and I don't fit in on the left-wing side, which is dominated by someone named Atrios."

That's an angle I never really knew about, but to repeat I'm not a blogger. I don't mind if they link to me, but then I really don't care if they don't either. Even the sites with the most traffic don't provide me with more than a fraction of the readers I get through my other outlets.

Another problem I've seen during these "blogger wars" is that these guys are lying like proverbial rugs. New York Times will get a Jayson Blair or the Washington Post a Janet Cooke, they do have some sort of system by which if a writer is too boring or too inaccurate he eventually gets the axe. There are no such checks on bloggers. Bloggers call that ultimate freedom of speech, but it's also the ultimate freedom to be inaccurate, deliberately wrong, and vapid. So let 'em howl at me and call me names because I point out that the only reason they have blogsites is because even the tiniest publications in the country want nothing to do with them, that most of them are just doing an electronic version of "Dear Diary."
(Posted 08-26-2003)

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Rich Hailey, Atkins Apostle: He's not fat, he's just big boned!

 

 

 

 

 

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ren't Internet discussion groups supposed to be democracy at its finest? That's not what I'm finding. Recently three different ones have posted all sorts of nasties about me and after initially letting me log in, have blocked me from further access. One was a Gulf War Syndrome advocacy group and I forget the name, but the other two are www.lowcarbfriends.com (an Atkins front) and www.bigfatblog.com, a fat advocacy group. That they are so fearful of a free exchange of ideas tells you everything you need to know about them and how indefensible their positions are.
(Posted 08-24-2003)

he New York Times op-ed page of August 20th was packed with advice from Maureen Dowd and Jessica Stern to Pres. Bush about Iraq. There were minor differences, but mostly it came down to: "You blew it." Dowd's title was "Magnet for Evil," while Stern's was "How America Created a Terrorist Haven" and you should notice a significant difference in those titles. Stern's title directly suggests the terrorists are having a good time in Iraq, while Dowd's title (which is really mismatched to what she writes) merely suggests they're coming there. And therein lies the difference. Our presence in Iraq (and Afghanistan) must be converting a certain number of Islamic hotheads into Jihadists. But is it more the case that we're creating them or simply drawing them into a kill box, instead of having to go to their countries of origin to track them down? If the Dowd headline has it correctly, we're doing things right.

True, it's a bit like what the French tried at Dien Bien Phu in Indochina in 1954. They set up a camp so juicy and tempting that they knew the Viet Minh couldn't resist coming out of the jungle and attacking it. But the French showed why they haven't won a war alone since Napoleon and blew it by setting the camp up in a valley. The Viet Minh quickly surrounded them, then brought in massive artillery. Soon the battle and the war were over. The Americans took the same idea in 1967-68 but did it right. They set up the Marine camp at Khe Sahn where again they knew the enemy simply couldn't resist attacking. But it was extremely well-situated, well-built, well-defended, and our air support was overwhelming. Each day new waves of Viet Cong were carpet-bombed by B-52s. By the time the enemy withdrew, even though they retrieved every dead body they could those left were found stacked like cordwood. If that's what we're doing in Iraq, Bush didn't "create the very monster it conjured up," as Dowd put it, he's simply pulling the monsters in. Or did Khe Sahn encourage Vietnamese to sign up with the People's Liberation Army?

A few more considerations. Why is the destruction of the U.N. building and apparently about 20 deaths keeping "Iraq in anarchy" as Dowd puts it, while the bomb blast at the same time killing as many people in tiny Israel is just another piece of bad news? Why isn't Israel described as being kept "in anarchy?" The Iraqi bombing is just one more piece of evidence that to anybody who understands the difference between a guerrilla war and sheer terrorism, what we're seeing in Iraq is the latter. Fewer and fewer American soldiers are being attacked directly or killed at all. Instead the bad guys are going after quintessential soft targets like pipelines and civilian buildings. The Viet Cong and North Vietnamese were willing to lose massive numbers of soldiers to kill each American. The monsters in Iraq put a bomb on a road or pipeline and run away as fast as they can. Other than the guy who drove the truck into the U.N. building, they don't seem too keen on martyrdom or even risking death. That's not how you win wars and they will not win.
(Posted 08-22-2003)

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Khe Sahn became a slaughterhouse for the enemy. Will Iraq be the same?  

s much as I respect him and his blogsite, as stated in the posting below, Instapundit Glenn Reynolds misses the point in an August 18th posting about my criticism of blogger Rich Hailey's dogged defense of the Atkins diet: "The Atkins diet doesn't work because Rich Hailey's picture looks fat?," wrote Reynolds. "Yeah, that's a winner."

It is a winner, Glenn.

There is no science that supports the Atkins diet. I have written of that repeatedly. Atkins is a cult. It is maintained by people who claim, with no proof whatsoever, that they've lost vast amounts of weight and kept it off. I have repeatedly invited these claimants to send photographic evidence and no one has ever taken me up on it. Why, because they're not telling the truth. I've also directed readers to a pro-Atkins site called www.lowcarbfriends.com filled with wonderful pro-Atkins testimonials. These do often have pictures and the vast majority depict fat people. Whatever it is that attracts them to Atkins, it isn't weight loss. Hailey is yet another Atkins defender who by great coincidence happens to be fat. (Incredibly enough, one Instapundit reader wrote to tell me that: "Distorting Hailey's image to make him appear fat is pretty low." Of course, I simply copied the picture; no morphing software was needed to give him his round face.) Despite what some fat activists will tell you, nobody likes being heavy. There are only two conclusions to draw from Hailey. Either he tried Atkins and it failed, or he didn't think it was even worth trying. As such, his defense of the diet is flatly hypocritical. As I wrote, most blogs are worthless. But blogs that lead people to fad diets in a nation where a third of us are obese and two thirds overweight are worse than worthless.
(Posted 08-21-2003)

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I'm not making this up: This is an "after" photo from an Atkins dieter as seen at www.lowcarbfriends.com.  

t seems I really struck a nerve when I criticized Rich Hailey's "Shots Across the Bow" when I noted that he was one of the masses of bloggers who cannot publish anywhere other than on his own site. Who's ticked off? The bloggers, of course. They know what I said about Hailey applies to them as well. Thus the leftist blogger at "Bad Things" posted these comments:

"Fish in a barrel, or blogging about blogging. I have at times considered changing my motto to mastering the obvious since 2002, but it turns out other people have a better title to it. A friend just sent me this SARS "debate" between Michael Fumento and some guy from Tenn. Fumento is one of those fake "debunkers" who comes up with something obvious that our quisling press corps hasn't written about (largely because... it's obvious), then writes an article about what a genius he is for figuring out that something is the opposite of conventional wisdom. No shit, douchebag. That said, you have to pity him his interactions with "the blogosphere", which apparently does have trouble mastering the obvious at mind-numbing length."

And:

"It seems to me that Internet blogging is essentially the new wave of journalism. The cost and access bar has been dramatically lowered and the competition of ideas is in full flow and will only expand. Mr. Fumento is harboring the illusion that he is important because of the distribution of old media. On the contrary, you are more important because you are read by the early adopters of this new form of journalistic information delivery. We early adopters are more influential in the long run than the myriad readers of old media. Just watch the evolution of ideas that will follow from the blogs — the place that truth and reason win out."

In reality, with very few exceptions (perhaps ten at most), nobody gives a squat about what bloggers say except other bloggers. That, indeed, is why they can't publish anywhere but on their own sites and are obsessed with linking to other sites in hopes of a reciprocal link. Instapundit, Andrew Sullivan, Drudge, and a few others can actually influence outsiders. Others have no influence beyond their readers but they still have lots of readers because they have interesting things to say. But other than that, bloggers are basically in a giant chat room and may as well be discussing the meaning of Star Trek Episode VI — while typing in Klingon. That's why they call it a "blogosphere;" they're in their own tiny little universe.

Essentially these guys are Karaoke singers. Yes, blogging has lowered the bar — so low that literally any idiot with a keyboard can boast that his material is on the Internet. He is beholden to no one for quality or accuracy, and need not have a single reader. For all the talk about "the distribution of the old media," it's not just that my column goes out to over 400 newspapers but that about 20 of them instantly post my column to their own websites, each of which gets more hits in five minutes than the average blogger probably gets in a week. In fact, www.badthings.blogspot.com links to two of those sites! Other newspapers post my weekly column to their websites when they run me in the print edition. Further, I personally post each of my pieces to my own website, which again probably gets more traffic than over 95 percent of weblogs precisely because non-bloggers just aren't interested in the things that interest your average Internet newshound. And finally, a lot of bloggers link to my stories.

It's true that more and more people, myself included, do get their information from the Internet. That's why it's probably of some importance that if you enter "Michael Fumento" into Google you get over 5,000 hits or that if you go to my favorite news site, Google News, you'll generally find all of my latest pieces.

Indeed, the whole Hailey thing shows just how impotent these people are. I was warned that since Hailey had so many "important" links I would be bombarded by readers firing shots not "across" my bow but directly at it. Instead I just got a few dud torpedoes. So hear ye bloggers: Enjoy your ego trip; but realize that's all it is. It's great that the Internet allows anybody to post their opinions, but don't think that because you post yours anybody else cares. For the vast majority of you, nobody does.
(Posted 08-20-2003)

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. Hailey, one of the masses of bloggers who cannot publish anywhere than on his own site, called "Shots across the Bow," has repeatedly displayed that his shots go across the bow not as a warning but because he couldn't hit an aircraft carrier from 10 meters out. He fires errant broadsides at me repeatedly wrong on both Atkins and SARS, notwithstanding that I was essentially the only journalist in the country who was right about SARS. His basic argument in my request for an apology is that, "By your numbers, SARS had an overall mortality rate of approxinmately (sic) 9%. Since other respiratory ailments generally run at less than 1% (sic), even in the elderly, that one factor alone warrants considerable concern." Wrong, oh captain of the SS Minnow. Mortality for flu runs at about three percent and is much higher in the elderly. Moreover, as I tried to explain to him, without cracking the thick steel armor that surrounds his skull, "A higher mortality rate is as meaningless without additional information as a higher interest rate on your principal without knowing what that principal is. By your reasoning, any disease with a mortality rate of 100 percent is obviously much more serious than one with a one percent mortality rate. It's not even comparable. But what if the disease with the 100 percent mortality rate struck one human a year while that with the 1 percent rate struck a billion per year?"

As to Atkins, there my response was made quite simple by his picture. "If it works so well why is it you have such a fat face? Time and again I've found that those who defend Atkins with a religious fervor as you do, and ignore all studies, as you do, are nonetheless little porkers. It doesn't bother you that you have a big fat bow on Atkins so long as you get to stuff your face with all the lard and cheese puffs you want. Truly pathetic.
(Posted 08-11-2003)

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"Hi! I'm R. Hailey, and as you can see Atkins works for me!"  

t's nice to know that Canada has newspapers as bad as the New York Times.

In an article from Toronto's Globe and Mail, the lead sentence reads: "U.S. military commanders were forced to acknowledge yesterday that their soldiers are fighting an all-out guerrilla war in Iraq . . . "

But later appears the actual quote from the general: "It's low-intensity conflict in our doctrinal terms, but it's war however you describe it."

So "low-intensity" equals "all-out." Must be the difference between Canadian English and U.S. English, eh?
(Posted 07-19-2003)

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ose with the Atkins diet? You bet; but it's not pounds. So said the registered dieticians in a Chicago Sun-Times survey reported June 30.

According to those surveyed, Weight Watchers was the best of the leading weight-loss programs while Atkins came in dead last. "I have not seen one long-term success story with Atkins in 25 years of experience," according to one dietitian. "Many report short-term successes, but, when you look at their weight one year, two years or five years later, most often they have kept off none or regained more than the initial weight."

That sounds rather familiar to those who have read my articles on the Atkins diet. It also may explain why my repeated challenges to e-mail me a photo from those who regale me with incredible stories of permanent weight loss have to this day been answered by no one. Long-term Atkins weight loss is essentially the stuff of lard-butted liars.
(Posted 07-09-2003)

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his exchange is actually a continuation from Hate Mail 15, but since Brilliant Bob presents an excuse for grossly exaggerating the SARS threat that I'm hearing elsewhere, I thought I would post it here as well as inserting it into the Hate Mail section.

Michael,

Your problem is that you are not very bright. You were wrong about SARS. It was stopped only because the various governments took swift action. You still do not understand that the fatality rate is far higher than with flu. There are still many unknowns
about this new disease and for you to claim that you know enough about it to write it off as less dangerous than flu is a stupid statement.

The various agencies dealing with it recognized that, but of course you, with no education
in science or medicine, know better than those who have such education.

You seem to get an ego boost from saying various derogatory things about those who disagree with you. I predict you will not have a successful career in this type of work.

Bob,

Gee, you were so proud of yourself when you thought you'd be proved right. Now that you know you were dead wrong (whether you wish to admit it or not), you're hiding under the bed sheets. Don't worry; your company affiliation has been pulled down. Nobody will now know that you're Laughingstock Bob.

Let me give you Mike's hierarchy of stupidity, which amounts to four levels. At the top are those who are smart and know it; then there are those who are smart but don't know it; then those who are dumb but at least they don't know it; and finally there are those who are idiots but think they're smart. You clearly occupy the fourth tier. Everything I said about SARS came to pass; everything you said about SARS was wrong. Moreover, you were so steeped in stupidity that you thought it overrode my right to free expression to the extent you directly wrote to my boss and demanded that he force me to stop writing about SARS. So you're not only a pinhead; you're a tyrant.

As everybody but you seems to understand, governments did exactly the opposite of taking swift action. The first SARS case was in November, yet China covered up the epidemic until March. Only then, too, did WHO get involved. In any event, alarmists like you should have factored in that governments would take action. You sound like Paul Ehrlich saying he really was right that there would be massive famine in the 1970s and absolutely nobody could avoid it, but that he hadn't foreseen the Green Revolution in which we were able to tremendously increase yields. The fact is, he was wrong about the famine regardless of any reason he might give. Moreover, it should have occurred to him that as the need for food increased the ability to supply that need would improve. Did it not occur to you that actions would be taken to control SARS, even as those actions were already taking place?
(Posted 06-26-2003)

mm. What are the Atkins people so afraid of? I successfully posted my latest article on the failure of the Atkins diet on to the lowcarbfriends.com site which claims, as if anybody would possibly believe it upon inspection, to have no links to the Atkins organization. One person commented that it appeared to have been yanked. It was. So was my membership, with no reason given. Apparently the marketplace of selling fraudulent books, along with disgusting high-fat products for high-fat people such as Gram's Gourmet Pork Rind Crunchies, is more important than the marketplace of ideas. Or to put it another way, "You have the right to shut up; we have the right to stuff our faces."
(Posted 06-16-2003)

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he New York Times Rushes to the Aid of Saddam (Yet Again)

From page A1, above the fold, the New York Times of June 9:
CAPTIVES DENY QAEDA WORKED WITH BAGHDAD

Questions:

1. Why would the described "two of the highest-ranking leaders of Al Qaeda in American custody" snitch on people they see as comrades-in-arms who gave them comfort and support?

2. Why is this in any newspaper, much less page one of the New York Times?

3. Wasn't this sort of baloney supposed to end when Howell Raines resigned?

4. When is the New York Times going to admit it's a bit too late to prevent us from giving Saddam the boot?
(Posted 06-10-2003)

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"Would I lie to you?"  

here she was, fist raised, in an above-the-fold photo on the front page of the May 23 Washington Post that was probably bigger than Pres. Bush's on inauguration day. "Sorenstam, History Take Course," read the caption, with the sub-caption "Swede Fires a 1-Over-Par 71 Against the Men at Colonial." Ah, refrains of "Anything you can do I can do better!" A woman, Annika Sorenstam, had horsewhipped the men at the prestigious Colonial golf tournament.

Well, not exactly. You had to flip to the sports section and then to the second page of that story to find that actually the Swedish woman had ended up 73rd out of 114 men, putting her just a gnat's nose above a pace that would have her eliminated in the very first round. The next day she indeed failed. Sorenstam, an awesome female golfer, was indeed good enough to play alongside the boys - but not with them. Political correctness can do a lot, but they haven't yet figured out how to make it change human physiology.
(Posted 05-27-2003)

ver since Magic Johnson was declared a "hero" for contracting HIV (or perhaps, more importantly, for contracting it and then under pressure insisting it must have been from a woman), it's been clear that the definition of heroism is no longer what it used to be. The old definition was somebody who goes above and beyond the call of duty to help others. The newer definition includes people are extremely good at putting balls through hoops, goalposts, over walls, or anywhere else a sport demands in return for millions of dollars a year. Victims become automatic heroes. Be in the wrong place at the wrong time and get taken hostage and – whoosh – you're an inspiration to us all.

Unfortunately, the bizarre new definition of heroics has also penetrated the military. No longer is a hero somebody who with complete disdain for his life fought off the enemy to seize an important objective or to save the lives of his comrades. In fact, nowadays it doesn't take much more than being a woman. Why was Jessica Lynch a hero? There is no evidence that she so much as fired a shot at the enemy, and now we know she wasn't even shot herself. What of the other members of her maintenance battalion that were killed or captured? The only one you ever hear of is the late Pfc. Lori Piestewa. CNN and the rest of the media have branded her a hero? Why does Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano want to rename "Squaw Peak," which honors all Native American women, "Piestewa Peak"?

Never mind that Piestewa was the one driving the truck that got lost and thus drove into the ambush. Piestewa is a hero because, says her congressional representative, according to two generals and a colonel (who obviously were not there to witness), "She drew her weapon and fought," he declared. "It was her last stand. She fought and died valiantly with courage and honor." Maybe I'm missing something here, but I was in the Army and they made it pretty darned clear to us that this is what we were supposed to do. That's why they gave us these long metal and plastic things called "rifles" and told us to load them with cartridges of metal and gunpowder called "bullets." When somebody shoots at you, they carefully explained, you shoot back. In any event, why are Piestewa and Lynch the only heroes of the unit? What about the eight others who lost their lives? Why? We've had plenty of Indian heroes in the U.S. military, going back to scouts for the Continental Army and including one, Pima Indian Ira Hayes, who helped hoist that flag on Iwo Jima. But Piestewa is not just an Indian, she's a woman. Alas, it's now official: Being a hero depends not on what you do but on your genetic makeup.
(Posted 05-19-2003)

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A Hero by Virtue of Her Genes  

he spread of SARS continues to slow and at less than 7,739 cases and 611 deaths it's still just a bit shy of the 1918-1919 flu pandemic (with 40 million deaths) to which the media is wont to compare this new disease. So it wasn't surprising that they jumped all over a new study published in The Lancet online indicating that the fatality rate for SARS might be much higher than would seem by simply dividing deaths by cases. Indeed, said the study, the death rate could be as high as 20 percent. But there are just a few minor problems here. First, the subjects in the study were disproportionately among the elderly. SARS, like all pathogens that kill primarily through pneumonia, picks on old people. Indeed, The Lancet study found "The estimated case fatality rate for patients younger than 60 years was 13.2% and 43.3% for patients aged 60 years and older." Second, not only did all of these patients come from a single city, a huge percentage came from a single place in that city – the now-infamous Amoy Gardens apartment complex. Third, as the study also was careful to note, it could only look at hospitalized persons. How many times have you had the flu? How many times have you sought a doctor's care for it? Right. Surely it's the same with SARS. As with flu, probably the vast majority of people who contract it never get any medical attention; they simply recover on their own. Taking that into account, even looking at worldwide cases versus deaths probably grossly overstates the SARS death rate.

Finally, if the study had instead chosen as its subjects all persons in the U.S., Europe, and Australia with SARS it would have found 109 cases as of May 15 with no deaths. For the mathematically challenged, that's a zero percent death rate. Obviously, the quality of medical care dramatically impacts the death rate. In any case, it makes no more sense to extrapolate from a portion of Hong Kong cases to the world as it does to extrapolate from all U.S., European, and Australian cases to the world. That would be like basing your odds of contracting malaria in Zaire based on malaria cases in New York or vice-versa. So the best data remain those WHO posts daily on its website. Not that the media or public health officials care anything about all this. They've got sales and budget increases to worry about.
(Posted 05-16-2003)

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Do you really think a 35-year-old American is as likely to die of pneumonia as this woman?  

More sanity! This letter is from a physician who didn't want to be identified, sanity being a punishable offense in many parts of the country now.
ear Mr. Fumento:

I have read with interest your recent article on Gulf War Syndrome along with the resulting flood of hate mail. As a practicing physician I can tell you that patients often have strongly held, yet strange ideas about what has caused their problems. This is especially true if the purported cause can be pinned on an adversary such as a boss or ex-spouse, or if there is money involved.

For example, I had a patient, a very heavy smoker for 50 years, who tried to blame her pneumonia on mold in the basement of her apartment. Suggesting to her that the pneumonia was more likely precipitated by her smoking was like suggesting that her child was illegitimate.

I'm sure you are familiar with this phenomenon as well since it exists in the "Atkins uber alles" crowd, the "vaccines cause autism" crowd, the second-hand smoke crusaders and many, many others. These folks gave up their objectivity long ago and are now in a situation where all they can do is cram round pegs into square holes and shout "conspiracy!" from every mountain.
(Posted 05-08-2003)

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Artist's conception of an M.D. making a proper diagnosis of GWS victims, Atkins' apostles, and the whole gang of nuts.  

r. Fumento:

I've been reading your website for the past several years and I'm always enlightened.

Some of the more recent articles that I needed your unique insight were the Atkins Diet and SARS. I've never seen a non-fat person on the Atkins Diet, even on their website; the pictures are not very flattering or inspiring.

Your SARS article shows that the whole episode is being blown out of proportion, again, by the media. I have two children and naturally I'm concerned for their well-being. So far, there have only been one or two cases in Minneapolis. The deaths, worldwide seem to be limited to older people.

I wasn't a Gulf War vet, but I read these articles with some interest as I know a few Gulf War vets and have asked them about GWS. They think it's a bunch of BS. I'm amazed at the letters you receive that haven't been spell checked, proofread, or checked for logic. The whole thing is based on emotions; denial is an amazing thing.

Keep up the good work!

Bob Naydol
Minneapolis, MN

Thanks a lot, Bob. I’m posting your letter as a sanity check. Like you, I’ve never met an Atkins dieter who wasn’t A) extremely enthusiastic about it to the point of zealotry, and B) fat. SARS has killed more trees than people. (For newsprint, that is). And I’ve never met a real Gulf vet who thought GWS was anything but baloney, either. It’s a bizarre world out there, but it’s not going to get any better so you may as well hang on and try to enjoy the ride.
(Posted 04-29-2003)

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Too bad we couldn't slap one of these on all the Atkins acolytes. It wouldn't prevent the spread of SARS, but it just might shut them up.  

raud diet doctor Robert Atkins may now be worth $100 million, according to Business 2.0 magazine, but scientifically speaking things continue to go bad for him and his chief acolyte, science journalist turned advertorial writer Gary Taubes.

A review study in the April 9, 2003 issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association concludes: "We found insufficient evidence to conclude that lower-carbohydrate content is independently associated with greater weight loss compared with higher-carbohydrate content." It goes on to state what is obvious to anybody but a fad dieter: "We did find, however, that diets that restricted calorie intake and were longer in duration were associated with weight loss." It also says, "Given the limited evidence in this review, when lower-carbohydrate diets result in weight loss, it also is likely due to restriction of calorie intake and longer duration rather than carbohydrate intake."

In other words, a calorie is a calorie is a calorie. It did not say that a low-carb diet was more likely to result in restricted caloric intake or longer duration of diet. Moreover, despite the claims of Duke University professor (and member of the Atkins payroll) Eric Westman that I refuted last December, the study states, "Lower-carbohydrate diets were not associated with adverse effects on serum lipid levels, fasting serum glucose levels, or blood pressure." It did add that this could have been due to lack of statistical power.

Read the abstract and the press release.
(Posted 04-10-2003)

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Better to call it the "Science-Defying Diet."  

or those three or four of you who were wondering, yes Peter Arnett is a traitor. This latest incident is only the latest in a long line. Previously there was his involvement in the fake "Operation Tailwind" scandal in which the US allegedly used nerve gas on its own men. Before that there was his reporting on how US bombs destroyed not a chemical weapons factory in Iraq in the first Gulf War but rather a baby milk factory. How did he know it was a baby milk factory? Why, because there was a sign that said so quite plainly. In English. But go further back. During the Vietnam War, the most damning phrase of the entire conflict was from a major who allegedly said, "It became necessary to destroy the town to save it." From the very beginning, he denied ever making it. Who was the reporter who came up with those incredibly ironic words? Yup.
(Posted 04-07-2003)
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Saddamite Peter Arnett  

irst China not only sells Iraq fiber-optic links to improve that country's surface-to-air batteries, but it even provides the workers to install them. The French are caught selling parts to Iraq for F-1 Mirage fighters. Now we've found that the Russians have been selling Saddam anti-tank missiles, night vision equipment, and jamming equipment. What a strange coincidence that these are the permanent members of the U.N. Security Council who threatened to veto a U.S. liberation of Iraq. So what are the messages here? First, none of these countries constitutes a friend or an ally of ours. Second, if there ever was any purpose to the U.N. Security Council it has long since lapsed. We must never again allow American policy to be directed in any way by those who actively seek to profit from killing Americans.
(Posted 03-24-2003)
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Tens of thousands of Americans laid down their lives for a France that had decided to capitulate to Germany rather than fight. The first Americans killed in North Africa were killed by the French. Now the French wish to spill American blood yet again.  

ow should we react to the news that our good friends the Russians have been arming the Iraqis with night vision equipment, jammers, and anti-tank missiles? When we capture them, we box them up, tie up the boxes with neat bows, and deliver them to the Chechnyan rebels.
(Posted 03-24-2003)
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"From America, with Love."  

tupid Headline of the Day:
"1,000 U.S. Troops Invade Afghanistan"

That was courtesy of CBSnews.com, and no you're not missing anything.

The invasion actually took place back in October of 2001 and this latest described operation was launched from a base inside the country.
(Posted 03-21-2003)

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"Sarge, I've got this really strange feeling that this isn't the first time we've invaded this country."  

ear U of I Alum:

As an alumnus of the University of Illinois College of Law, I thought you'd find the following information about the law school of Law of interest.

According to the American Bar Association, how many Native American students are attending the University of Illinois College of Law? (ABA statistics show that the law school has a total student enrollment of 660).

Would your guess be 50? Or would you guess 25 Native Americans are attending the University of Illinois College of Law?

Unfortunately, you'd be wrong on both accounts!

According to the most recent American Bar Association statistics, the University of Illinois College of Law only has ONE (1) Native American in attendance out of their entire student population of 660. (source: http://officialguide.lsac.org)

I write you today in my capacity as Chairman of the Native American Education Alliance (NAEA). The NAEA is a volunteer organization whose sole purpose is to bring to the public's attention the under-representation of Native Americans at U.S. law schools.

The purpose of this e-mail is to encourage you to contact Dean Hurd and encourage her to increase the law school's outreach to the Native American community when recruiting and admitting students.

Heidi M. Hurd, Dean
University of Illinois College of Law

We know that you understand and value a TRULY diverse student population. Given, the University of Illinois College of Law does have a "respectable" minority student population (26.5%). However, Native Americans only make up .2% (that's two-tenths of one-percent) of the student population at the law school. Nationally, Native Americans make up .8% of all law school students (four times the rate of U of I's Native American law student population).

We do know that the University of Illinois College of Law is a "Sustaining Institution" of the American Bar Association CLEO (Council on Legal Education) Program. As you might know, CLEO sponsors summer "boot camps" for minority and economically disadvantaged students to help prepare them for the rigors of law school. This might be an avenue for the law school to actively recruit Native American students.

Please understand, the NAEA is not asking the law school to lower its academic standards. We are, however, asking that it make a serious effort in recruiting Native American students.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Billie Black Crow Sarber
Chair
Native American Education Alliance

P.S. It might be of particular interest to you that the U of I College of Law ranks dead last amongst all law schools in Illinois with regards to Native American enrollment.

Dear Mr. Sarber:

If there is only one Native American in the law school my assumption is that only one was qualified. You made no effort to challenge that assumption. I am therefore supposed to be upset that my alma mater isn't accepting people who haven't earned their way in. You are merely demanding that a certain group of people should be shown favoritism on the grounds of the color of their skin or origin of birth. I find that repugnant. Sorry, I have no trail of tears to shed for you.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Class of '85
(Posted 03-03-2003)

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"We are a proud people and ask for little, merely something for nothing."  

ear Mr. Fumento:

I couldn't help but to notice that supposed Gulf War veterans seem to e-mail you and expect you to believe the validity of their statements. I'm 14 years old and I came across this site because I love to read webmasters trash their hate mail senders. If I wanted somebody to believe that I held such a disciplined position I might turn off "Caps Lock" and refrain from referring to your poor mother and talking about "sucking cock" You, sir, are a professional hate mail replier. You respond with Shakespearian preciseness, which silences the defective in few words. I just wanted you to know that you are not the only one who noticed the humorous stupidity of these people who all have glowing green stomach acid and make hot tea with their ejaculatory fluids.

Good Work
- Daniel Moore

Dear Daniel,

Gee, thanks! But I really didn't need to discover how they make their hot tea . . .

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 02-28-2003)

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"To simply mock them, or to devastate them -- that is the question."  

ho are those protesting a possible war with Iraq? CNN profiled one.

Actually, it lionized her. She was no professional protestor, no longtime activist. She had noble reasons for opposing the war. You see, her son went into the Marines to pay for his college education, so she doesn't want a war because he just might have to do what he swore to when he raised his right hand. She thought the military was just a scholarship fund where recipients keep their hair short. Oh, plus he might accidentally kill a civilian. We must never fight a war if there's the least possibility of civilian deaths, notwithstanding that such a policy would inevitably lead to countless American civilian deaths. Whatever your feelings about conflict with Iraq, this woman’s reasoning would also have kept her son – and this nation – from going to war against al Queda in Afghanistan as well. This is exactly the sort of thing that bin Laden was counting on when he said Americans had become too soft to fight back. People like her brought on 9/11 as much as the terrorists did.

So much for the “new” war protestors; they are no nobler now than those who considered the Vietnam War immoral because it might mean exchanging free love and dope for the possibility of getting their butts shot at.
(Posted 02-15-2003)

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ohn Coumarianos on his blogsite on January 27, 2003 wrote of my New Republic ADHD piece, "Fumento also says that medicating ADHD reinforces the conservative contention of physiological disparity between the sexes. This seems incorrect, however. If you're medicating more boys than girls, the original conservative argument that hyperactivity is merely maleness gains strength."

Right, John. And lupus, which in adults is over 90 percent female, is merely femaleness.
(Posted 02-09-2003)

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"Having a mental disorder that's disproportionately male makes me a manly man!"  

ubject: Paul Campos Is At It Again.

Dear Mr. Fumento:

And this time it's in the pages of The New Republic. I wonder how he can say that extra pounds are not bad for you. I am 5'10" and weigh 265 (down from 285 earlier this year). I have high blood pressure, when my doctor took it last year it was 200/120. But my cholesterol level is low as are my triglycerides, so what was causing the blood pressure? Well part of it was that I had a stressful job, but my doctor was brutally honest when he told me that I was too fat. I'm working out again and I'm going to see a nutritionist to work out a sustainable diet but I have no illusions about my weight.

Where does this nonsense come from and why does Campos get so much press? What's next? Someone claiming that smoking three packs a day isn't really all that bad for you?

He gets press because he's an iconoclast and a lot of people misinterpret iconoclasm for intelligence. True, iconoclasm goes hand in hand with genius and but so does extreme stupidity or ignorance or evil. Hitler and Stalin were true iconoclasts. I'm not comparing Campos with either of them, but it's clear he's no idiot. He's trying desperately to justify his own lifestyle choices (gluttony) and he's not going to let facts get in the way, nor the tremendous damage he's doing to people who are already torn apart by people recommending this diet over that diet and so on.

Regarding the cigarette comment, you may think you're joking but you're not. For decades that's exactly what the tobacco companies and their front group The Tobacco Institute said, using the same sort of carefully picked studies and then twisted studies with a dash of absurd logic.

Michael Fumento
(Posted 01-17-2003)

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ix years ago I wrote a piece, Vietnam Veterans Are Doing Fine for the Most Part – Contrary to Myth trying to dispel the media image of Vietnam vets as a bunch of schizophrenic alcoholic junkie murderers. Unfortunately, we’ve recently seen the same with Gulf war vets in order to portray any criminal who served in the Gulf as a victim of Gulf War Syndrome. One British murderer even used GWS as a defense; he’s now serving a life sentence. The following letter is apparently a response to that original piece.

Thank you. Thank you for putting it in writing. We did not all come back and crawl into a bottle, score cheap dope and go to hell. Most, (read 96% or more), did return to become successful and participating members of this society. I was street cop for many years after I got out. I wish I had a dime for every transient I had contact with who, during brief, Non custodial interrogation, stated that he was a Vietnam Veteran with "problems". Well as a former member of the Recondo Platoon (read LRP Team), HHC, 2/502nd INF, 1st Brigade (Separate), 101st Airborne Division, Sept 66 to Sept 67, I was able to talk the talk, I had walked the walk. I would listen intently while some cheese dick who, if in Vietnam at all, was a clerk, a spoon, a truck driver, or some other NON combatant MOS. I would listen to their pathetic and poorly conjured stories about how they had bad dreams and couldn't get or keep a job. How they had lost their families and friends over their "service" to their country.

I took some pleasure in dispelling their false statements about their time fighting "Cong in the Jungle".

You see, my platoon was decimated on 11 July, 1967 along the scenic Song Ve River. A four-hour fire fight took us from 34 people to 5. So these "sidewalk vets" have nothing on me. I look at them and see "Carl" (Bill Murray) from Caddy Shack, the Assistant Greens Keeper, booney hat and all, chasing that poor little gofer, never to succeed.

Again, thank you. Most of us came home and went about our lives, not looking for any sustenance or remuneration from the Government. Just a chance to participate in opportunities this great country had to offer.

A good friend of mine, recently retired from the Seattle Fire Department. John, and his wife of 31 years, moved to a small town in Washington State. I could go on but I would be preaching to the choir. John was one of those who survived that night along the banks of the Song Ve. He also survived the Ia Drang, the Aushau, Dak To, etc.

Thank you sir, thank you again.

Sincerely,
Brien Richards "Rich"
Pointman, 2nd Section, Recondo Platoon, HHC, 2/502nd INF, 1st BDE (S), 101st ABN DIV.

Dear Rich,

Yes, in every war it turns out that the vets were better adjusted to success in civilian life than non-vets. Unfortunately, you'll never read a headline such as "Non-Gulf Vet Murders Three in Post Office." Personally, I hated the damned Army. I was in during the "hollow Army" years of 1978-82. Crummy pay, crummy equipment, and battalions at two-thirds strength, with most of that comprising guys who couldn't get a job anywhere else. Though few of us were Viet vets, people still spat upon us as was the custom of a decade earlier. I was also special ops, but I had no war. My training was wasted shining boots and picking up cigarette butts. But all that said, the hard miserable training, the jumping from planes, the discipline of continually having to do things I didn't want to, these have given me an advantage that none of my civilian peers can imagine. Yet somehow I've managed to avoid murdering anyone yet and I don't use email addresses like ToughVet@aol.com!

Regarding fake vets and vets with fake combat service, you absolutely must read the book Stolen Valor: How the Vietnam Generation Was Robbed of Its Heroes and Its History. You can order it online at Amazon.com. I figure that most of the vets who write to me are either lying about even being vets or lying about some aspect of it, such as being a Gulf vet because they watched the war on CNN from Schofield Barracks, Hawaii.

Thanks for your service and thanks for your letter.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

(Posted 1-5-2003)

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Being a Viet vet doesn't guarantee success in life, but it certaintly helps.  

ith GWS II apparently around the corner, the media are dusting off hoary old baloney about so-called "Gulf War Syndrome." "Facts" that were debunked years ago have been brought back to life, like zombies. Among these was a huge piece in the Washington Post built on house of cards made of anecdotes. I sent the newspaper a letter on the subject, and they didn't see fit to run it although they did have space for a complimentary letter. Also, usually the only thing a newspaper will correct is something like misidentifying somebody, as in "Our article yesterday, `Scientist Says Asteroid to Destroy Earth Today' was incorrect. The scientist's name is Braun, not Brown." But here they wouldn't even do that with their misidentification of Brian as a Sgt.

December 30, 2002
To the Editor:

Regarding "The Fallout of War" (January 30th), several years ago Gulf vet Pfc. Brian Martin (your writer promoted him to "Sgt.") was the poster boy for so-called "Gulf War Syndrome." His list of illnesses practically stretched from LA to New York and he always told eager reporters exactly what they wished. Then in 1997 I published exposes on him for both the Wall Street Journal and Reason magazine, quoting his own doctor as saying that none of her patients suffered many of the symptoms Martin claimed to. I reported that Martin testified before Congress in 1996 that "during PT [physical training] I would vomit Chemlite-looking fluids every time I ran, an ambulance would pick me up putting IVs in both arms, rushing me to Womack Community Hospital." This lasted, he said, for ten straight months. Chemlites are tubes containing chemicals that glow when the tubes are snapped, so Martin was not only claiming to have fluorescent vomit but that his chain of command heartlessly insisted that he do approximately 200 PT sessions knowing that each would send him to the hospital.

Yet, a Pulitzer-winning reporter for a major news service [John Hanchette, with Gannette] made the authoritative-sounding claim that Martin's alleged symptoms were confirmed by "federal medical exams." When my exposes appeared, the writer was yanked from the GWS beat and Brian Martin dropped off the media radar screen.

But now, the Post has brought him back complete with bizarre symptoms such as a brain like "like Swiss cheese." Again, the purpose is to tantalize the reader and convince him that GWS is real.

But the bottom line with GWS is that massive numbers of epidemiological studies, at least one with over a million total subjects, have compared Gulf vets to matched vets who didn't deploy and have found the groups equally healthy. Yes, some vets are sick and some are dead, but at no higher a rate than you would expect after 11 years among 700,000 people that age. One study initially appeared to show a higher Gulf vet sickness rate for a single ailment, Lou Gehrig's disease, but was later redone and found no statistically significant difference between groups.

Our brave vets who fought the last Gulf War and those who will fight the next ("GWS II" is inevitable) deserve better than long anecdote-based pieces using utterly discredited sources.

Michael Fumento
(Posted 1-5-2003)

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The Post's reporter said Martin had X-Rays showing his brain looked "like Swiss Cheese," but was careful not to actually look at the X-Ray. So this is an artist's depiction of Martin's X-Ray.  

inona Ryder stole an $825 top from fashion guru Marc Jacobs. Now his company wants to hire Winona for a new promotional campaign. This makes sense in a way – anyone willing to pay $825 for a top must be sufficiently detached from reality as to think Winona Ryder is an acceptable role model.

Do you suppose if I walk into a Borders and steal books from five major publishers they'll all make fat bids for my next book?
(Posted 12-18-2002)

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"But your honor, I only did it to get a new promotional contract!"  

ubject: Boobs

Dear Mr. Fumento:

I saw Dr. Nancy Snyderman on Good Morning America the other day and she kind of tossed out the fact that it's accepted in the medical community now that there never was anything behind the silicone implant scare and that science has pretty much proven silicone to be safe. Does that mean that the plaintiffs in all the suits and their lawyers have to give the money back?

SG
Casper, WY

Yes, immediately. Plus interest.

Hah!

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 12-18-2002)

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arren Brown wrote in his Washington Post car guide (November 21) that, "the real-world evidence is that fossil fuels are running out just as potentially new, lucrative automotive markets are opening up." But that's only if your "real world" comes straight from the likes of Lester Brown and his Worldwatch Institute or Jeremy Rifkin. According to a 2001 U.S. Energy Information Administration estimate, the world has about 1 trillion barrels of "proven oil reserves." That will last about 40 years at current rates of usage, but "proven reserves" means only that identified that can be economically pumped out given current technology and regulations. It's precisely because technology keeps improving that those reserves are now the highest they've ever been. Extracts from shale oil alone would add at least another 2.6 trillion barrels, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. (Proven reserves for natural gas will last about 60 years, while for coal it's estimated at two centuries or more.) Nevertheless, Mr. Brown is in good company. Back in 1939 the Interior Department estimated oil would run out in 13 more years, and then in 1951 made the same estimate. Basically, we've been "running out of oil" ever since it was first used. (Posted 11-25-2002)

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mnesty International, the alleged human rights advocacy group, has written to President Bush to question the Predator missile attack on al Qaeda suspects in Yemen that turned their vehicle – and them – into shredded wheat. "If this was the deliberate killing of suspects in lieu of arrest, in circumstances in which they did not pose an immediate threat, the killings would be extra-judicial executions in violation of international human rights law," the London-based group said in a statement. "The United States should issue a clear and unequivocal statement that it will not sanction extra-judicial executions." Right. One of these men was a leading suspect in the bombing of the destroyer USS Cole two years ago, in which 17 U.S. sailors died. Al Qaeda, lest we so soon forget, slaughtered 3,000 Americans on Sept. 11, 2001. Last we checked, nobody bothered to read them their rights. To quote a line from the John Wayne movie, The Green Berets: Out here due justice is a bullet. Learn it, al Queda. You'll get no amnesty from any group based in London or Washington, D.C. (Posted 11-13-2002)

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he stupidest GWS question I've gotten in a long time (and that's saying something)

Mr. Fumento:
If the gulf war syndrome is not real (and I'm not sure myself), how can you explain the following? 1) the Washington, DC area sniper was a gulf war veteran
2) the most recent killings in Tucson the killer was another veteran
3) the killings in North Carolina of the wives of gulf war veterans

Can these all be just coincidental? My hypothesis is that these people were exposed to something that had severe central nervous system effects turning them into killers (perhaps schizophrenia?)

Sincerely,
Dr. (omitted)
Associate Professor of Pharmacology
Howard University College of Medicine
Washington, DC

I cannot believe I am answering this, but here goes:

1. The Ft. Bragg, North Carolina killers were Afghanistan vets, not Gulf War vets. Therefore we are talking about a grand total of two Gulf Vet murderers that you've identified for this year.

2. In 2001 there were 1,413 murders committed by males in the age category of 25-29. If you think I'm being arbitrary by choosing that category, for that of 20-24 it was 2,565 murders. There are 9,538,000 American males in the 25-29 category. Therefore, there is one murderer per 6,750 in this age group.

3. As it happens there were very close to 670,000 males deployed to the Gulf for Desert Storm. Thus, on average we would expect just by chance that 100 Desert Storm vets per year would be murderers. Remember, you've identified two. Therefore, unless you can dig up another 98 you have just postulated that Gulf vets are murdering people at only two percent the expected rate.

4. Can this be coincidental? My hypothesis is that these people were exposed to something that has had a calming effect on their central nervous systems. That or there are some Howard University professors who ask really, really dumb questions.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
(Posted 11-01-2002)

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